This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me.
**READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** This is as In character as possible, that means I (Ka...
DAVE: i knew it. my bones dont lie and neither do my hips. DAVE: take it away mr.vantas
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KARKAT: OKAY THIS ONE KIND OF MAKES SENSE TO ME. KARKAT: LIKE, RUFIOH AND KURLOZ SEEM LIKE THE KARKAT: LIKE YOU JUST LOOK AT IT AND THINK, "WOW. THEY SURE DO LOOK GREAT TOGETHER." KARKAT: EVEN IF THEY AREN'T ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED THEY SEEM LIKE GREAT FRIENDS, JUST LOOK AT THEIR FUCKING OUTFITS!!! KARKAT: IT'S PRACTICALLY MATCHING!!! KARKAT: BUT, I WOULD BE LYING IF I SAID THAT KURLOZ AND RUFIOH DATING WOULD BE A BAD THING. FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND, KURLOZ IS A GREAT MATESPRIT TO MEULIN. KARKAT: MINUS THE DEAF THING AND CHUCKLVOODOO THING. KARKAT: AND RUFIOH NEEDS SOMEONE WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA OF WHAT HAPPENED WITH DAMARA AND HORUSS. MAYBE KURLOZ CAN BE THE SMALL BREAK THAT RUFIOH HAS? KARKAT: IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR HIM. KARKAT: AND MAYBE KURLOZ WILL GET INTO TROLL ANIMES AND START DRESSING UP AS ONE OF THE CHARACTERS INSTEAD OF A FUCKING SKELETON ALL THE TIME.
DAVE: wouldnt that be a sight to see. DAVE: a scary skeleton dude suddenly wearing short ass skirts and high heals with those huge ass anime boobs and then really big anime eyes. DAVE: .... DAVE: its way creepier than i thought itd be. DAVE: .... DAVE: i imagined it again and im ashamed.
KARKAT: ...I...I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THAT....
DAVE: just imagine it.
KARKAT: .... KARKAT: OH MY GOD.
DAVE: i told you.
KARKAT: ....MOVING ON.... KARKAT: MAYBE RUFIOH WILL START DRESSING UP AS A SKELETON! KARKAT: SO THEY CAN BE MATCHING AND SHIT!!! KARKAT: GODDAMMIT, WHY DO THEY HAVE MAKE ME BELIEVE THEY'D BE SUCH A GOOD MATCH???
DAVE: karkats living the official shippers life guys.
