Karkat and Dave React To: Stridercest (Dirk/Dave)

2.2K 48 18
                                        

SweetProspitDreams requested: Dirk/Dave

~

DAVE: ...
DAVE: ...
DAVE: yall know that hes my ecto brother right?

KARKAT: OF COURSE THEY KNOW DAVE. LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH.

DAVE: alright DAVE: since this is technically a ship with ME in it, ill be doing most of the talking

Hoppla! Dieses Bild entspricht nicht unseren inhaltlichen Richtlinien. Um mit dem Veröffentlichen fortfahren zu können, entferne es bitte oder lade ein anderes Bild hoch.

DAVE: alright
DAVE: since this is technically a ship with ME in it, ill be doing most of the talking.
DAVE: obviously i aint up for this shit due to the obvious reason that hes technically my brother or dad or whatever that ecto biology bullshit classifies this as.
DAVE: also hes still attempting to either get over or reconnect with jake.
DAVE: hes doing something involving jake
DAVE: and finally, the main reason as to why this ship is fuckin wrong in my book
DAVE: yknow, other than the incest part of this.
DAVE: im still very much traumatized. my childhood wasnt exactly...good.
DAVE: ...
DAVE: okay good isnt the best example
DAVE: he was fuckin horrible
DAVE: worse than horrible
DAVE: jesus fuck, if he knew he was gonna be a shitty ass guardian why did he even take me in?
DAVE: though i probably shouldnt talk about bro when im supposed to be talking about dirk
DAVE: but that bro shit applies
DAVE: when i first realized id be talking to a young dickbag i freaked the fuck out
DAVE: remember that?

KARKAT: I REMEMBER. 

DAVE: yeah.
DAVE: but yeah seeing young bro fucked me up
DAVE: but dirks cool
DAVE: hes really trying to be the older brother i never had
DAVE: hes working on his personality and trying to become a better, less manipulative person overall.
DAVE: ...
DAVE: shit, i was supposed to reacting to this ship no ranting about my feelings and shit
DAVE: but yeah
DAVE: ship is a definite no in the book of strider but if yall wanna ship it go ahead.
DAVE: go on and draw your fan art and make headcanons and write fanfics
DAVE: go crazy
DAVE: just please don't turn us into kawaii anime nerds who's kokoros go doki doki just by staring into senpai's eyes.

Karkat and Dave React to ShipsWo Geschichten leben. Entdecke jetzt