This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me.
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DAVE: i dont know man but thanks to some very interesting interviews with several dead vriskas and our lovely living vriska i have come up with the perfect image for this edition of ship reacting.
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KARKAT: WHY IS HIS SKIN ORANGE? WHY ARE HIS LIPS SO FULL AND PLUMP?
DAVE: why are you looking at another dudes lips?
KARKAT: ANYWAY. KARKAT: ON WITH THIS TEDIOUS TASK OF JUDGING A RELATIONSHIP'S ABILITY TO STAY TOGETHER.
KARKAT: LET'S START ON ALL THE BAD THINGS ABOUT VRISKA. KARKAT: SHE IS THE MOST MANIPULATIVE, BITCHY, SELF ABSORBED, TINY MINDED PERSON IN THIS ENTIRE UNIVERSE. KARKAT: IF SHE DOESN'T GET HER WAY SHE OFTEN USES THOSE SHITTY ASS MIND CONTROL POWERS OF HERS TO FORCEFULLY TAKE WHAT SHE WANTS.
DAVE: also shes giving karkat mixed hate-crush signals. DAVE: shits painful to watch. DAVE: especially since we ALL know that vriska aint looking to hate mack with anyone and half the time karkat is making himself look like a giant idiot.
KARKAT: I AM NOT YOU FIZZLING PRICK!! KARKAT: I HAVE PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE REASONS TO BELIEVE WHY VRISKA WOULD BE POSSIBLY HATE FLIRTING WITH ME. KARKAT: BUT I *WON'T* EXPLAIN THOSE REASONS TO YOU AGAIN.
DAVE: bc you know those so called reasons are bogus and youre just full of yourself. DAVE: this aint the karkat show babe. DAVE: not everyone is going to be falling in line to the 'lets date karkat!' ride. DAVE: yknow, other than like the cat girl. and tz at one point. and fish dude. and the clown guy. and i think 3d glasses guy? DAVE: oh and kanaya, but that doesnt count cause you two are only pale dating.
KARKAT: ARE YOU DONE EMBARRASSING ME?
DAVE: yep.
KARKAT: AS I WAS SAYING, NOW FOR THE GOOD THINGS ABOUT HER. SHE GETS SHIT DONE. IF SOMEONE HAS TO BE DONE, LIKE DEFEATING THE BLACK KING FOR INSTANCE, HER MIND FOCUSES LIKE A LAZER AND SHE FUCKING DESTROYS THE TASK AT HAND. KARKAT: I ADMIRE THAT ABOUT HER. KARKAT: ALSO, SHE'S A GOOD MOIRAIL. FROM WHAT I'VE HEARD TEREZI BABBLE ON ABOUT. KARKAT: GOD, THAT BLIND FREAK IS *ALWAYS* GOING ON ABOUT HOW 'OH K4RK4T, MY MO1R41L 1S SOOOOOO MUCH B3TT3R TH4N YOURS! NO OFF3NS3 TO K4N4Y4.' IT GETS FUCKING ANNOYING YOU KNOW? BUT YEAH. SHE'S A GREAT MOIRAIL.
DAVE: (please never do a terezi impression ever again. i feel like dragon just fucked my ear with a chainsaw dick.)
KARKAT: THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT VRISKA. KARKAT: AS FOR THE ORANGE GUY....I'VE HEARD A LOT OF BAD SHIT ABOUT HIM FROM DEAD VRISKA'S AND FROM WHAT I'VE GATHERED EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM ***HATE*** HIM. KARKAT: SO I'D SAY THAT THIS IS PERFECT. KARKAT: THEY'LL BOTH VE WONDERFULLY HAPPY TOGETHER AND WILL HAVE A BAJILLION WEIRD MUTATED BABIES AND WILL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
DAVE: pffft. hess totally just saying that because vriska annoys him. DAVE: but i gotta say DAVE: she annoys me too DAVE: so if she hates the weird orange dude with unnaturally full lips than i herby deem this ship canon. DAVE: may many fans create horrible inter-species headcanon babies for them. DAVE: may the fanfics written of them have detailed kinky ass pailing. DAVE: and may vriska find all of these.
