Me, Levi & Erwin : WHAT THE FUCK?! HELL NO!
Hanji : MORE YAOI SHIPS!! *squeals*
NO HELL NO! JUST NO N-O!
Levi : For once I agree with Cate! THIS IS BULLSHIT PEOPLE!! WHY DAFUQ YA'LL SHIP ME WITH EYEBROWS?!
Erwin : I AM NOT GAY!! WHY DO PEOPLE PORTRAY ME THE BAD GUY IN ERERI?! I AM NOT THAT DUDE AND HELL NO I AM NOT FUCKING WITH ARMIN!!
Hanji : Hmm.. This is actually pretty bad so.. No.. But hey, Cate is super angry about this.. WHY? *smiles devilishly*
I.. Well I was just... This is! *blushes hardcore* I-Its weird!
Levi : Its obvious now..
N-Now what?
Sasha : *bursts in with a potato in her mouth* THERT YER RIKE CORANDREY 'RWIN!
Dafuq Sasha! Don't speak bullshit!
Sasha : *takes off the potato* THAT YOU LIKE COMMANDER ERWIN, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!
*All AoT characters burst in* : FINALLY!
LEVI YOU ASSHOLE YOU TOLD THEM?!
Levi : I WAS supposed to. But then shit-glasses spoke up.
Hanji : Now you don't have to be shy around Erwin anymore! *winks at him*
BITCH FUCK NO! THIS MADE IT MORE AWKWARD!
Erwin : No it doesn't. *smiles slyly*
E-Eh? W-W-Why?
Erwin : Because I-
Hanji : BECAUSE HE LIKES YOU! OMG WHEN? WHERE? HOW? I NEED DETAILS!!! *gets a notepad and pen*
Levi : WOULD IT KILL YOU TO SHUT UP?!
Hanji : Maybe! *laughs*
That's n-not true, Hanji..
Erwin : You don't believe the truth then?
Wait.. You do?
Erwin : *nods slowly smiling*
REALLY?! Sooo.. *smirks* I can do this now! *grabs his face and kisses him hard on the lips*
Erwin : *blushes hardcore*
Hanji : *nosebleeds and faints* Hah.. Ha..
Historia : So cuteee!!
Bertholdt : Well.. This was shocking and unbelievable..
Annie : Don't fuck here.
Armin : *smiles* Well they admitted their love finally!
Mikasa : This wasn't as gross as I thought..
Eren : Heh.. This might actually work!
Jean : Wow.
Marco : Bless your relationship! I now pronounce you : girlfriend and boyfriend!
*stops kissing and breaths heavily* WOAH! *looks down and blushes*
Erwin : *licks his lips* More..
H-Huh?!
Erwin : *carries me bridal style and walks out the door* *whispers to me*
WE FUCKING?! YASS!!!
Armin : Well.. Good luck to me on sleeping.
Hanji : I must follow them! *runs off but gets stopped by Levi*
Levi : Trust me... You won't like what you'll see..
Mikasa : For once I agree with midget.
Eren : FINALLY! You both got along! *hugs them tightly*
Hanji : ARE YA'LL DOING A THREESOME?! YAYYYY!!
Mikasa : Fuck no! No no!
What ships do you guys want them to judge? Maybe.. SebaCiel? Or NaLu? Its your choice :)
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Levi And Hanji's Reaction To Ships!
FanfictionJust like what the title says, Levi and Hanji will judge all your ships! Mainly because they got bored and both were dared to do it by me or else I'll take Hanji's laboratory instruments and Levi's cleaning supplies and throw them inside a titan's m...
