Erwin x Levi

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Me, Levi & Erwin : WHAT THE FUCK?! HELL NO!

Hanji : MORE YAOI SHIPS!! *squeals*

NO HELL NO! JUST NO N-O!

Levi : For once I agree with Cate! THIS IS BULLSHIT PEOPLE!! WHY DAFUQ YA'LL SHIP ME WITH EYEBROWS?!

Erwin : I AM NOT GAY!! WHY DO PEOPLE PORTRAY ME THE BAD GUY IN ERERI?! I AM NOT THAT DUDE AND HELL NO I AM NOT FUCKING WITH ARMIN!!

Hanji : Hmm.. This is actually pretty bad so.. No.. But hey, Cate is super angry about this.. WHY? *smiles devilishly*

I.. Well I was just... This is! *blushes hardcore* I-Its weird!

Levi : Its obvious now..

N-Now what?

Sasha : *bursts in with a potato in her mouth* THERT YER RIKE CORANDREY 'RWIN!

Dafuq Sasha! Don't speak bullshit!

Sasha : *takes off the potato* THAT YOU LIKE COMMANDER ERWIN, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!

*All AoT characters burst in* : FINALLY!

LEVI YOU ASSHOLE YOU TOLD THEM?!

Levi : I WAS supposed to. But then shit-glasses spoke up.

Hanji : Now you don't have to be shy around Erwin anymore! *winks at him*

BITCH FUCK NO! THIS MADE IT MORE AWKWARD!

Erwin : No it doesn't. *smiles slyly*

E-Eh? W-W-Why?

Erwin : Because I-

Hanji : BECAUSE HE LIKES YOU! OMG WHEN? WHERE? HOW? I NEED DETAILS!!! *gets a notepad and pen*

Levi : WOULD IT KILL YOU TO SHUT UP?!

Hanji : Maybe! *laughs*

That's n-not true, Hanji..

Erwin : You don't believe the truth then?

Wait.. You do?

Erwin : *nods slowly smiling*

REALLY?! Sooo.. *smirks* I can do this now! *grabs his face and kisses him hard on the lips*

Erwin : *blushes hardcore*

Hanji : *nosebleeds and faints* Hah.. Ha..

Historia : So cuteee!!

Bertholdt : Well.. This was shocking and unbelievable..

Annie : Don't fuck here.

Armin : *smiles* Well they admitted their love finally!

Mikasa : This wasn't as gross as I thought..

Eren : Heh.. This might actually work!

Jean : Wow.

Marco : Bless your relationship! I now pronounce you : girlfriend and boyfriend!

*stops kissing and breaths heavily* WOAH! *looks down and blushes*

Erwin : *licks his lips* More..

H-Huh?!

Erwin : *carries me bridal style and walks out the door* *whispers to me*

WE FUCKING?! YASS!!!

Armin : Well.. Good luck to me on sleeping.

Hanji : I must follow them! *runs off but gets stopped by Levi*

Levi : Trust me... You won't like what you'll see..

Mikasa : For once I agree with midget.

Eren : FINALLY! You both got along! *hugs them tightly*

Hanji : ARE YA'LL DOING A THREESOME?! YAYYYY!!

Mikasa : Fuck no! No no!
















What ships do you guys want them to judge? Maybe.. SebaCiel? Or NaLu? Its your choice :)

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