Sasuke and Naruto : *bursts in* THIS IDIOT?! NO!!
Yess!! This is cute! Wait.. Nope it cannot be because I love Naruto and Sasuke the same :3 I HAVE MANY CRUSHES THAT IS.
Levi : Not bad. Not good. Just right.
Hanji : I agree with Levi :)
Naruto : What do you guys do?
We fight titans for the safety of humanity... Plus clean everything by order of Lance Corporal Levi or Rivaille Ackerman! *bows*
Naruto : *checking her out*
Sasuke : What the hell, Uzumaki?! Don't check her out!
*stands up straightly and gets a knife and points it at Naruto's neck* Don't check me out because I've already been checked out by a damn lot of guys and I swear to Wall Maria and Petra's favorite tree, I will cut your head off and feed it to titans and clean your blood which spilled on the floor with Levi's Windex.
Everybody : *silent*
Sasuke : Goddamn..
Naruto : *shifts nervously* Hai, Sensei!
*throws knife to a dart board and hits the very middle* Good and.. *hugs Naruto* Naruto-chan is so cuteee!!
Naruto : *smiles and hugs back*
Sasuke : *stares*
DAFUQ YA WANT?! YOU ALREADY HAVE SAKURA!
Sasuke : I don't like her..
Sakura : *bursts in* WHY SENPAI WHY?!
Levi : *frustrated groan* STOP GETTING YOUR GERMS INSIDE THE ROOM!
Aww! Your back! *hugs him*
Levi : *pouts*
I WANNA HUG EVERYBODEHH!!
Everybody (AoT & Naruto & Creepypasta) : *arrives*
YEA!!! *hugs everyone tightly* I WUV YA'LL SO MUCH!! Also, I want all of you to meet someone special!
Armin : Who? Does he read too?
Yass! So much! Both of us do love reading! *smiles*
Hanji : Oh! Its your boyfriend, right?
Jean, Jeff, Erwin, Levi & Sasuke : A BOYFRIEND?!
Why? *pouts* Am I that ugly?
Jean : No! We just never knew..
Oh well then I'll let ya'll meet him in 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1!
*knocking*
*opens the door* ZACH!! I MISSED YOUR SMARTASS!! *hugs him tightly*
Zach : I missed you too! Now let go before you hug all the life force out of me. *chuckles*
Jeff : This is your boyfriend? Pssh.. Not even a bit hot.
Zach : Jeffrey Woods, have your parents never taught you to be nice? Oh wait, they never had the chance to do so since you killed your OWN parents.
Ben : BURN MOTHAFUCKA!!
Jeff : YOU DUMBASS!
Zach : How could I be one? I always read.. ( this is very exactly like Zach.. He always gets sassy when someone fights his family or him or his friends or me )
Jeff : *growls and twirls his knife*
OH HELL NO! *steps between them* DONT EVEN TRY TO FIGHT!
Hanji : *giggles* Love Triangle ya'll!
*sighs and takes off my glasses and pinches the bridge of my nose* Dammit... You two just gave me a headache.. Get me a glass of water, Sasha.
Sasha : Why?
*eyes turn blood red* I'm half demon bitch. I'm a killer in the creepypasta realm and I will take all your food and starve you to death or I'll kill you right here and now so get me a glass of water.
Sasha : Yes, Cadet! *runs off*
*looks at everyone* What are ya'll looking at? Never seen me as a demon before? Oh yeah.. Ya'll haven't.. Well then. *eyes turn brown again*
Zach : So.. What now?
Jeff : *rolls his eyes* Just stay here, idiot.
Zach : THAT'S IT! *tackles Jeff to the ground*
Ugh! *screams* IM PREGNANT WITH ERWIN'S BABY!!
Jeff and Zach : WHAT?! *eyes avert to Erwin*
Erwin : H-HUH?! We used protection, didn't we?!
Yes. I just did so to stop these two fuckers from fighting. Also *wears glasses* If you don't stop fighting.. I'll fuck Erwin, Jean, Sasuke and Naruto and make them my husbands.
Jeff : No!! *stands up*
Zach : *sighs*
Jean : I'd like that to happen!
Oh it will Jean.. *smirks* Maybe.. Purr..
Annie : I know where this is going.. *moves her hand in front of her mouth*
DONT TRY!! SLENDY STOP HER WITH YO TENTACLES OF SHIT!
Slendy : *sighs and stops her by wrapping her arms and legs with his tentacles* My tentacles are not made of shit.
Annie : PUT ME DOWN YOU FACELESS FREAK!
Mikasa : I like this. Ya got popcorn, Hanji?
Hanji : Do I NEVER have one? *throws a bag of popcorn at her face*
Reiner : *peeks at Annie's legs* Nice!
Annie : BLONDE FUCKER STOP STARING!
Ugh!!! IS THERE ANYBODY HERE WHO'LL AT LEAST MAKE ME HAPPY AND TAKE MY HEADACHE AWAY?!
Jean, Sasuke, Naruto, Erwin, Jeff and Zach : ME!
Nope. KUROKO SAN I MISS YA!
Kuroko : *goes inside the room* Yes?
Take me away and I'll watch your practice.
Kuroko : Sure. *grabs my hand and leads me out*
Bye bitches..
Zach : *looks down*
Jeff : What you lookin down at?
Zach : Why do you hate me so much?
Hanji : DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA!!
Yikes! Currently listening to "Let Me Go" by Avril Lavigne while writing this.. THE SADNESS IS OVERWHELMING.. Bye now.. I shall keep making books.. Maybe :3
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FanfictionJust like what the title says, Levi and Hanji will judge all your ships! Mainly because they got bored and both were dared to do it by me or else I'll take Hanji's laboratory instruments and Levi's cleaning supplies and throw them inside a titan's m...
