Rarity's POV
I am sewing a dress
I'm distracted by a pretty rock outside
I continue sewing
I'm distracted again
Force myself to sew
I cannot resist rock
I look out window at shiny rock
Rock is so shiny
Like a diamond
I continue staring with mouth gaping
Mail pony's POV
Creepy element of generosity pony is staring at me again
Just trying to deliver mail
Like its my job
So what the heck
I don't need this
Why is she still staring?
I Wonder why I bother delivering mail
Rarity's POV
Pretty sure it's a diamond
I wonder if I should check it out
Could be a trick of the light
Whatever YOLO
I gallop out the door
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My Little Pony: Random Character Jokes
HumorThis story is NOT meant to be taken seriously. It's set up so each chapter is its own short story. So there is no beginning or end! It is just to show how much of a nub Twilight is. Jk I love you Twilight
