Maud's POV
I once met a rock
It was sedimentary
And it was shaped like an oval
And it was tiny
It was really stunning
So I couldn't take my eyes off of it
By the way I was describing Boulder
I love my Boulder
But not as much as my family
Pinkie Pie is knocking at my door
Oh well
I was only thinking about rocks
She's telling me the "secret entrance password"
There isn't one
But she thinks there's a password
So I'll play along
She asks to come in
I say "permission granite"
Ha.
Ha.
I crack myself up
But not really because I laugh on the inside
Pinkie Pie bursts in
"Good joke, Maud!" She exclaims
"Thanks." I reply
The corners of my mouth turn up ever so slightly
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My Little Pony: Random Character Jokes
HumorThis story is NOT meant to be taken seriously. It's set up so each chapter is its own short story. So there is no beginning or end! It is just to show how much of a nub Twilight is. Jk I love you Twilight
