Twilight's POV
Cadence is making me watch Flurry Heart
My niece
Who is more powerful than me
I hate her
She makes me jealousI mean look at her eyes
They're like giant creepy orbs
Like manga Ponyo style eyes
So weirdThis baby is chaotic
She's awful
I'm glad she's sleeping
The only thing she can do right
Why does she suckOh great
Because she is a baby
She just sneezed away all my books
Stupid fillyFlurry Heart's POV
Gah
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My Little Pony: Random Character Jokes
HumorThis story is NOT meant to be taken seriously. It's set up so each chapter is its own short story. So there is no beginning or end! It is just to show how much of a nub Twilight is. Jk I love you Twilight