AVENGERS CHAT

Group Chat: Avengers

[CLINT]
Guess what I did guys!!!!!!

[TONY]
Why do I have a feeling I'm not gonna like it?

[STEVE]
what what what

[CLINT]
I bought........

[THOR]
SHAWARMAS???????? :OOOO

[CLINT]
.................

[BRUCE]
Please get this over with quickly...

[TONY]
What did you do Clint?

[CLINT]
I bought Nat a smartphone!!

[TONY]
NOOOOOOO

[THOR]
WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST GET SHAWARMAS

[TONY]
You should've bought shawarma!

[BRUCE]
What

[TONY]
Why would you want that bully to join our little innocent chatroom :'(

[THOR]
WHY EXACTLY DID YOU BUY HER A SMARTPHONE

[TONY]
Why'd you think goldilocks? He wants to take selfies with his sweatheart.

[BRUCE]
what

[CLINT]
pfffffffff noo......

[TONY]
You birdman, you're going to hell!

[STEVE]
Oh come on, Tony. She's not that bad.

[NATASHA]
Thanks Rogers

[TONY]
I said YOU were going to hell, not WE! What's that devil doing up here with us, good kids?!

[CLINT]
Natasha!!!

[BRUCE]
Natasha!!!

[STEVE]
Natasha!!!

[THOR]
LADY SATAN!!!

[NATASHA]
Clint you actually bought Thor a phone too?

[STEVE]
Actually that was me... I mistakenly ordered 4

[BRUCE]
So where are the other two?

[STEVE]
Well one is somewhere outside, on the pavement....

[NATASHA]
What the...

[STEVE]
I though it was a bomb okay?!

[NATASHA]
Oooookay....

[CLINT]
What about the fourth phone?

[STEVE]
What about it?

[CLINT]
What happened to it?

[STEVE]
Oh. Bucky:)

[BRUCE]
Bucky stole it?

[STEVE]
Bucky got it:)

[CLINT]
How the hell did you find Bucky?

[STEVE]
Nat told me

[BRUCE]
You did what?

[NATASHA]
he payed me.

[CLINT]
He payed you?! I taught him everything about this century and he gave me an autograph
Wait... Where are Stark and Thor?

[BRUCE]
Shawarmas probably

[STEVE]
I want shawarmas too

[NATASHA]
Then get some

[STEVE]
I'm happy to have a friend like you. *pleased Japanese kitten emoji*

*Steve has logged off*

A few minutes later

[TONY]
Uhm... Actually I was pooping

[CLINT]
But you always take your phone with you, why didn't you respond?

[BRUCE]
o.O

[TONY]
I was skyping with Pepper

[NATASHA]
WHILE you were pooping?

[CLINT]
Ew Tony no

[TONY]
Well yeah, don't you do it?

[NATASHA]
NO
EWWW

[CLINT]
Nat breathe

[TONY]
You know you two are couple material

[BRUCE]
what

[TONY]
No but seriously. Natasha is darkness and Clint is her light.

[CLINT]
N.O.

[TONY]
Oh lovebirds! Don't defy gravity!

[NATASHA]
I wouldn't go to sleep today if I were you

[THOR]
GOOD DAY MY FELLOW AVENGERS

[CLINT]
oh yay, Thor's here -.-

[THOR]
WHAT ARE YOU DISCUSSING?

[TONY]
The relationship beetween Clint and Nat

[NATASHA]
There is no relationship beetween us Stark

[BRUCE]
Hey guys
Look what I found
We can now nickname each other
How cool is this

[CLINT]
WHAAAT HOWWWW I WANT NICKNAAAMEEESSS

[BRUCE]
..........
just press the nickname button

*Clint has set the nickname for Natasha to Nat*
*Clint has set the nickname for Clint to Hawkey*

[BRUCE]
Hawkey?

*Hawkey set the nickname for Clint to Hawkeye*

[HAWKEYE]
Oopsie....

[TONY]
I've never heard an assassin say oopsie.......

[NAT]
I did. Clint has a habbit

[HAWKEYE]
I thought we agreed to keep it beetween ourselves

[NAT]
oopsie

[HAWKEYE]
-_-

[TONY]
You two are like an old married couple

*Thor has set the nickname for Bruce to THE GREEN ONE*

[THE GREEN ONE]
Uhh... Thanks Thor

[THOR]
THERE IS NO PROBLEM MIDGARDIAN

*Tony invited Pepper to the group chat*
*Tony set the nickname for Pepper to Pepsi*

[NAT]
Pepsi? Serioisly?

[TONY]
Yep. We have a thing to nickname each other after things we love.

[NAT]
And you chose Pepsi?

[PEPSI]
Don't worry it wasn't his first choice. But I'm not letting Tony name me after alcohol

[HAWKEYE]
But Tony said you're calling each other after things you love but you're calling him by his name.

[PEPSI]
Exactly

[BRUCE]
awwwh

[HAWKEYE]
Guys. I just realized something.
...
We're all in the same room...

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A/N: Okay that was probably rubbish eh? Well hopefully you enjoyed it uhm I had trouble ending the chapter but the next ones will probably be a bit shorter:|