AVENGERS CHAT

Group Chat: Avengers

[TONY]
A lizard.

[TONY]
They were talking about a lizard.

[HAWKEYE]
duh what else would it be

[THOR]
HE THOUGHT IT WAS YOUR PEE-PEE

[NAT]
ewwwwwww tony fuck nooo

[NAT]
you thought clint's...... Ew i dont even want to think about it. I mean have you seen it?!

[TONY]
No.... Have you? *insert smirking emoji which i cannot find*

[NAT]
ummm no......

*Steve logged in*

[TONY]
HERE COMES THE BRIDE

[THE BIG ONE]
BARTON GET THE GROOM IMMA GET MY CERTIFICATE

[STEVE]
The bride? I bet it's Maria *wiggles eyebrows*

[TONY]
You know there's a emoji for "wiggling eyebrows" right?

[THOR]
I hope there'll be shawarmas

[TONY]
Duh what else could we order

[HAWKEYE]
Got him!

[NAT]
hey steve can u help me with something in the living room

[STEVE]
Of course Natasha, be there in 5

*Steve has logged off*

[THE BIG GUY]
Is everything ready?

[TONY]
Yep.

[HAWKEYE]
It's all happening people! On your places!

After the wedding

[STEVE]
You told me Maria was the bride!!!

[TONY]
Nope, never said that

[THOR]
AT LEAST THE SHAWARMAS WERE WARM

[THE BIG GUY]
Yeah I admit they were great. Especially compared to the rest of the wedding. I didn't even get to say my big speech

[BUCKY ROGERS]
I don't like you

[THE BIG GUY]
WELL I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER

[THE BIG GUY]
STEVE IT'S OVER U HAVE MY BLESSING NOT!

[STEVE]
why would i need your blessing?

[STEVE]
There's NOTHING to bless!

[NAT]
cut it off rogers we saw the security footage

[STEVE] (nervous voice)
wwwwwwhaaaaaaat

[TONY]
Okay can somebody tell me what's wrong with Barton? He's squealing like he saw a dead bird or something

[NAT]
Nah these are squeals of joy i mean can't you hear the high pitch? he gasps when he sees a dead bird stark learn the difference

[HAWKEYE]
NAAAAAAT U GOTTA COME SEE THIS

[NAT]
what is it now? is there a bird birth somewhere?

[HAWKEYE]
even bETTER

[TONY]
continue

[HAWKEYE]
NAT I SAW THE CUTEST PICS OF PEENISS WANNA SEE THEM

[TONY]
oh how manly clint. Can't even spell his manly parts correct

[NAT]
OMG really?! Duhhh!

[THE BIG GUY]
what

[TONY]
wait did you take them?