AVENGERS CHAT

MISSION HOOK UP CAPTAIN group

Fyi in this group it's just Tony, Clint, Bruce and Nat

[HAWKEYE]
IT WORKED

[NAT]
What worked???

[TONY]
Barton and I are on a mission to find Steve a partner
[THE GREEN ONE]
That's kinda clear by the name of our group

[NAT]
So you found her
Or is it him

[THE GREEN ONE]
Let's just say it

[NAT]
Okayyy...
So you found it?

[TONY]
Nahhhh

[THE GREEN ONE]
But you said it worked

[HAWKEYE]
But we weren't talking about this mission. We were talking 'bout a "submission"

[NAT]
What was the submission?

[TONY]
Barton had to flirt with Cap to see which sidd he was leaning on

[NAT]
And?

[HAWKEYE]
Thank god, he wasn't interested!
I mean can you imagine?
What if I had to pretend to be his boyfriend for real?

[TONY]
Soo? Which side is he leaning on?

[HAWKEYE]
...
That I don't know

[TONY]
THAT WAS THE FUCKING MISSION

[HAWKEYE]
But he said he had someone else in his heart

[THE GREEN ONE]
Okay so all we need to do is figure out who it is

[NAT]
Wow you guys are taking this seriously

[TONY]
Think! Who has we seen him flirt with?

[HAWKEYE]
Bucky?

[TONY]
Besides Bucky

[HAWKEYE]
We had a pretty flirty conversation a few minutes ago...

[THE GREEN ONE]
We already know it's not you

[TONY]
What about that time, when he brought Natasha coffee?

[NAT]
Are you implying that he has a special place for me in his heart?

[TONY]
Everybody has a special place for you in their hearts. You probably fillex every man's heart with fear

[HAWKEYE]
I don't really think it's Nat. I mean he would've made a move by now

[TONY]
Oh please! The guy's 90 years old. He thinks he made a move when he stepped two steps closer

[NAT]
I agree with Clint. I haven't felt a spark of chemistry

[TONY]
hehehe
look at them Brucie
Protecting their love like a mother protects her babies

[THE GREEN ONE]
what

[TONY]
It's alright. Your secret's safe with us;)

[NAT]
THERE IS NO SECRET

[TONY]
So you admit? Oh, I already hear the wedding bells!

[HAWKEYE]
So what's the Mission Hook Up Captain plan?

[TONY]
We need Nat to flirt with him

[BRUCE]
But Nat's flirting online could be a bit complicated... Are you sure he'll get the message?

[HAWKEYE]
I can help her with the pick up lines

[TONY]
Great!

[NAT]
Tony, you're really taking this seriously...

[TONY]
I just want him to be happy

[HAWKEYE]
awwwwwhhhh

[TONY]
Because a happy Steve makes .e happy

[NAT]
awhhh so cute^·^
Pepper should be jealous

[TONY]
nahh jk
A happy Steve means he'll be more open to buying me drinks

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A/N: What do you think about it so far? It's 2:30am and I just keep writing:")
I think there's not gonna be a Natasha/Steve flirting chapter because I ran out of pick up lines:/
Enjoy:*