Clint's professional flirting with Steve

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*Hawkeye has set the nickname for Steve to Captain Hawaii*

[HAWKEYE]
Get it? 'Cause Hawaii's kinda hot and so are you;)

[CAPTAIN HAWAII]
As much as I appreciate your compliment, I still prefer to stay true to America

[HAWKEYE]
Your wish, my command

*Hawkeye has set the nickname for Steve to Captain Hottie*

[HAWKEYE]
Hey Cap. Guess what I'm wearing;)

[CAPTAIN HOTTIE]
Uhm... I don't know... Onesies?

[HAWKEYE]
The smile you gave me;)

[CAPTAIN HOTTIE]
Uhh... I don't remember saying anything that funny...

[HAWKEYE]
You didn't. Becauss you don't need to. Ya know, you're like my fake teeth Stevie.

[CAPTAIN HOTTIE]
uhm what

[HAWKEYE]
I can't smile without ya;)

[CAPTAIN HOTTIE]
Ooooooh....
Okay I thought that was going in a different direction....

[HAWKEYE]
Look Steve. I know we're not socks, but we'd still make a great pair;)

[CAPTAIN HOTTIE]
We're talking about fighting here, right?
Man you're funny dudd

[HAWKEYE]
Hey, since I lifted your spirits, why don't you lift your shirt? ;)

[CAPTAIN HOTTIE]
Ammmm okay thanks Clint, you're a great buddy, but there's someone else in my heart...

*seen*

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A/N: OK here we have an extremely short chapter, but I just couldn't remember anymore pick up lines😬
Hope you laughed:")

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