AVENGERS CHAT

GROUP CHAT: AVENGERS

[NAT]
tony....

[NAT]
I'm sorry

[NAT]
I really didn't mean to....

[TONY]
WHAT IF SHE'S DEAD NATASHA

[STEVE]
calm down stark she's not dead

[HAWKEYE]
yeah she just has a broken arm

[THE BIG GUY]
and her leg is sticking out in a weird direction

[THOR]
AND HER NOSE IS BLEEDING

[STEVE]
but besides that she's totally fine

[HAWKEYE]
so why don't you just let nat explain why she attcked pepper

[NAT]
she asked me a very personal question

[TONY]
YOU WERE PLAYING TRUTH OR DARE

[TONY]
THE POINT OF THE GAME IS TO REVEAL SECRETS

[NAT]
a very personal question

[THOR]
WHAT ABOUT

[NAT]
doesn't matter

[TONY]
OH BUT IT DOES

[TONY]
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT YOU RUSSIAN PUTTANA

*Tony has logged off*
*Nat has logged off*

[HAWKEYE]
he does realize 'puttana' is italian right?

Two hours later

[STEVE]
you know, I think it was good that we left Nat at home.

[NAT]
You do?

[BUCKY ROGERS]
I agree tho i don't understand why it was clint the one who stayed with you because it was super boring

[NAT]
did he say anything about me?

[STEVE]
He might of mentioned something about your evil plans to destroy the Pepperoni family and he might of said something about raising his child away from you

[NAT]
oh

[NAT]
that's not so bad

[HAWKEYE]
And Pepper?

[THE BIG GUY]
Pepper was asleep on a bed next to him

[NAT]
soooo....

[NAT]
how is tony?

[STEVE]
broken leg and a concusion and he's really bruised but he'll be okay

[NAT]
well in my defence he just stormed into my room screaming russian puttana

[THOR]
WHAT IS PUTTANA

[THOR]
IS IT LIKE RUSSIAN VODKA

[HAWKEYE]
Puttana means a slut

[THOR]
YOU ARE NO RUSSIAN SLUT LADY NATASHA

[NAT]
um thanks thor

[THOR]
CAN YOU SAY HI TO LADY JANE FOR ME

[NAT]
uhm sure

[NAT]
so what should i do now guys heeelp

[HAWKEYE]
leave tony to fear you you could use that in the future

[TONY]
you do realize i'm still in the group right barton

[BUCKY ROGERS]
ooooooooh shit gettin real

[STEVE]
Bucky. Language. Please.

[BUCKY ROGERS]
Steven must you be such a Steve

[STEVE]
what else should i be

[BUCKY ROGERS]
uhm

[TONY]
first of all sorry to bother your sexting dears second of all it's 'who else shall i be' cmon steve, grammar! and third of all barton if you remember i have some pretty good reasons for you to fear me

[TONY]
ONE: i own the security footage which contains pretty much EVERYTHING you do including crying over your long lost love and writing your diary

[BUCKY ROGERS]
SUMMER SOLDIER

[BUCKY ROGERS]
YOU COULD BE THE SUMMER SOLDIER

[TONY]
TWO: I could throw your bow out of the window at any time 'cause thanks to the security footage i now know the code to your little 'secret box' as you call it

[THOR]
OOOOH SECRETS

[TONY]
AND THREE: i know that you love natasha

[NAT]
oh my god can you stop with that

[TONY]
this time i am not joking romanoff

[BUCKY ROGERS]
he really isn't

[NAT]
wait what

[HAWKEYE]
STARK OKAY YES I FEAR YOU

[NAT]
What's going on?

[HAWKEYE]
SksnjdsnMnsskalsmkss

[TONY]
bruce can you check clint

2 minutes later

[THE BIG GUY]
he's sobbing in the corner of his room

[BUCKY ROGERS]
he'll be fine

[STEVE]
Stark leave Barton's life alone

[STEVE]
BUCKY YOU'RE NOT IN ON THIS ARE YOU

[BUCKY ROGERS]
sorry man i have to leave you

*Bucky Rogers logged off*

[STEVE]
that's my buck

*Bucky Rogers logged on*

[STEVE]
what? Why???

[BUCKY ROGERS]
Sorry but i have to see this

[NAT]
okay can we get back to the point

[HAWKEYE]
NOOO

[TONY]
last night

[HAWKEYE]
don't say it

[TONY]
clint admitted

[HAWKEYE]
Stop please

[TONY]
his love for you

[NAT]
oh come on tony i thought you were better than that

[HAWKEYE]
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[TONY]
but it is true natasha

[TONY]
i have security footage

[NAT]
is he telling the truth clint?

[NAT]
you love me

[BUCKY ROGERS]
Oh yes he does

[STEVE]
JAMES BUCHANAN BARNES

[BUCKY ROGERS]
i'm out

*Bucky Rogers logged off*

[STEVE]
but he does

[HAWKEYE]
STEVE

[THOR]
YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD HER YOURSELF

[NAT]
i won't believe until clint says its true

[THOR]
CLINT JUST ADMIT IT

[TONY]
yeah barton we gor evidence

[STEVE]
cmon hawk u got this

[HAWKEYE]
people im married

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Btw they don't know about clint's marriage