AVENGERS CHAT

Tony to Clint

[TONY]
Hey birdie

[HAWKEYE]
What

[TONY]
I just had the best idea

[HAWKEYE]
what

[TONY]
First change your profile picture, I can't take you seriously with this one

[HAWKEYE]
What's wrong with it?

[TONY]
Dude. It's not even you.
It's a picture of a bird.

[HAWKEYE]
It's a metaphor

[TONY]
For what? Your bird sized brain

[HAWKEYE]
Changing it

[TONY]
I appreciate.
Okay so where was I?

[HAWKEYE]
You have an idea

[TONY]
Clearly you aren't paying attention. It wasn't just an idea. It was the best idea.

[HAWKEYE]
yeah whatever

[TONY]
Okay so you now how most of us have partners? I have Pepper, Thor has Jade or Jean or whatever her name is, you have Nat and Bruce has... well his lab.

[HAWKEYE]
I don't have Nat-_-

[TONY]
Not yet

[HAWKEYE]
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So your brilliant plan is?

[TONY]
First of all-you have failed to create a human being.
And to answer your question-my brilliant idea is to find Steve a girlfriend. Or boyfriend. Whichever side he's leaning on.

[HAWKEYE]
What about Bucky

[TONY]
You must not assume on which side he's leaning on

[HAWKEYE]
So... we ask him?

[TONY]
No you stupido. We cannot just walk over and be like "hiya stevie old pal. You gay man?"

[HAWKEYE]
Okay, then what do we do?

[TONY]
You must flirt with him and see his reaction

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