Ehem, first of all, I wanted to thank you guys for putting up with my lame jokes and sticking with me until this far. I hope you enjoyed reading every one of the chapters just like how I enjoyed writing every one of 'em.
Second of all, soon this book will get 3K readers because of ya all. WOHOOOO LET'S CELEBRATE PEOPLE. And thank you for the votes, again.
Last but not least, today is Saturday and there's an update for ya all!!! WOHOOOO.
Me: Mom, tomorrow is Monday. *sighs* I don't wanna go to school just yet.
Sis: You stupid, bro?
Sis: Today is a freakin--- *sighs* Whatever.
Mom: Tiffany, tomorrow is Friday and we'll be having Saturday and Sunday. So don't worry. There's still a long holiday to spend!
Sis: ...
Dad: Today is not Thursday! Today is Monday, Linda!
[Linda: my mom's name]
Dad: How could you all be stupid in counting days?
Sis: *sighs deeply*
Mom: Today is Thursday! Tiffany, agree with me!
Me: Today is Sunday, mom!
Sis: IDIOTS.
Mom: What did you just say, priscillia?
Sis: nothing.
Dad: What did you call your parents?
Sis: ....
Me: Sis, side with me! You think today is Sunday right?
Sis: ..
Mom: NO, TODAY IS THURS---
Dad: IT'S MON---
Me: STOP IT! IT'S A FREAKIN SUNDAY!
Sis: ENOUGH!
Dad: IT'S---
Sis: SATURDAY.
Mom: What?
Dad: Huh?
Me: I think you mispelled Sunday with Saturday, sis.
Sis: I did NOT!
Dad: So, we got another competitor?
Mom: Umm..
Sis: That's a fact! STOP THIS POINTLESS DISPUTE!
Me: So..... I won, huh?
Sis: What?
Mom: How is that---
Dad: Why?
Me: Because I chose the closest possiblity to Sis' answer.
Sis: Umm...WHAT?
Me: you know, I chose Sunday while Sis chose Saturday, so I won....right?
Mom: ....
Dad: No! That isn't fair!
Sis: Tiffany, the logical winner should be ME!
Me: NO! YOU ARE NOT EVEN JOINING IN THE DISPUTE!
Sis: THEN I'M IN! AND I WIN!
Me: NO, YOU ARE KICKED OUT!
Sis: THE WINNER IS FINAL! AND THAT'S--
Me: MEEEEE!!!!
Dad: ...
Mom: ...
Dad: I'm out.
Mom: Me too.
Me: awww, man, that's no fun.
Sis: Okay, the winner is me.
Me: Bah!
Me: I WIN. THE WINNER IS ME! INFINITY ME!
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