Yo so I have a deep, dark love for shitty lifetime movies and I'm about to watch one rn called
I Me Wed, and the description is "a woman becomes a media sensation when she married herself"
Um boi this is literally me how does Lifetime
know me so well???? I've never felt so connected to a character this is gonna be so lit. So pls excuse me while I indulge in a crappy "romance/ comedy" get it bc I want to be in a cute romantic relationship but everyone's like ha u thought lololol u stuckup hoe what a joke byEThe only person I can actually see myself dating is Pepe bc we can both wallow in self self pity and share self deprecating jokes 25/7 and drink each other's salty tearzzzzzzz together I mean what else could u ask for amiright
YOU ARE READING
The Marvelous Misadventures of a Yung Annoyed Hoe
RandomIf I wrote this in a diary, I'd be using my own salty tearzzzzzz as ink :")