phan ➳ oneshots

➳ flowers and tattoos

E D I T E D

IM BACK AFTER LIKE HALF A YEAR DID'YA MISS ME sorry for lack of everything i'm not dead i promise.

we're at 60k already? tHaNK yOu sO fUcKIng mUcH (i meant for this to go up at 50k but problems came up jfc) YOU ARE TOO NICE TO ME I CANT EVEN AHHHHHHHHHHHHH thankthankthankthank (i'm really crap at writing? and i never update? thank you so much whatt)

i really wanted to upload this but i really wanted to make it not short and shitty and stuff so it took a while :// i'm so bad at writing and editing and publishing and stuff :( i'm struggling a little in life and stuff so yeah that's great cool fun cry (also can we talk about fucking Jacksepticeye man)(i wanna squeeze him)(omg and Markimoo)(cOot fLooFS)(septiplier man)(lol i ship Ryatt too)(help me)(so many new fandoms)(it's ridiculous)

I USED TO HAVE LIKE ALMOST WAIST LENGTH HAIR BUT I GOT MY HAIR CUT RLLY SHORT AND I HAVE THE URGE TO COSPLAY FRISK FROM UNDERTALE AGHHHHHHHHH fite me

this was supposed to go up wayyyy earlier but it deleted the whole fucking 3,000 word chapter i was writing hahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhaa i was so demotivated bloody hell -_- *a wild Frisk appears hahahahahahaha stop* my internet and everything went down for a while and i've been stressed as hell sorryryryryyyry

this one-shot is quite long (as shown on the word count below) so get ready for that. get comfy. i wanted it to be a good one so yeah. it's long. yay, finally some quality content (i'm kidding, i'm just really bad at progressing stories and stuff so yeah. sorry if you get bored. it drags on a little.)

ALSO we got us pastel!hufflepuff!dan and punk!gryffindor!phil bc y not. Phil's also gonna be the 'new boy at school' so i mean. yeah, cliche. they're like 16 or something idk. cliche af :) (i do love me some pastelxpunk AU ya feel)

also lots of other youtubers. Fun.

(i know nothing about tattoo parlours or the steps of getting a tattoo or the technical terms or how long it takes or how much it is or the technicalities so no yelling thnxx)( pétal de fleur means flower petal in French, according to Google translate thnx googs)

(this hasn't been concisely proof read so i apologise in advance :'))(super-duper long blabby sincere thank you note at the very end of this chapter if you have time to read it :))(so many brackets used in this chapter jfc)

warnings: nuttin rlly :))) this one is really fluff all the fluff literal pure fluff you're welcome <3 (fluff is always a good)

words: 9,696 (WOAHHHHHHHHHHH)(I feel so accomplished I spent ages on this lOvE ME)(if that's what you wanna do)(ooOO)

~Dan's POV~

"Hey Chris, Peej," I grinned, walking through the library door and most probably annoying Mrs. Pine, the librarian with my loud and cheery voice.

"Heya Danny boy," Chris said, sticking his tongue out at me.

"Hey, Dan. I like your flower crown today." PJ said, pointing at my pink, purple and blue crown.

I smiled warmly and sat down on a beanbag opposite them.

"I made this one!" I whispered excitedly, trying not to annoy Mrs Pine further. She was nice to me. "I bought the flowers from that cute flower shop down the road, pétale de fleur, and glazed modge-podge over them to make them not go weird or rotten and stuff (idk if that actually works, oops). I posted it on tumblr this morning, actually. It got 1,000 notes already! I'm getting into the hang of making flower crowns instead of buying them, which is good, right?"