This isn't really a comeback but I found it funny so 😂
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Person: hey, how's your d—
Me: LUNAR-CHRONICLES-CYBORG-LUNAR-MECHANIC-HACKER-PILOT-CRIMINAL-QUEEN-EMPEROR-EARTHEN-ANDROID- RAMPION-CINDER-KAI-SCARLET-WOLF-CRESS-THORNE-JACIN-WINTER-IKO-KINNEY-SELENE-LEVANA-BLACKBURN-REVOLUTION-KIKO-KAIDER-CRESSWELL-WOLFLET-WINCIN-PRINCESS-LUNA-NEWBEIJING-FRANCE-SAHARA-SATELLITE-STARS-SPACESHIP—
*stops and shakes their head*
Me: I had a good day! You?
Person:
Me:
Person: ok
*person runs away*
Me: dang flabbit! That's the tenth person this month! 😭
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