You were sitting on the couch, in STARK Tower. Engrossed to the book you were reading, when suddenly, you heard heavy footsteps running to you.
Intruder. You were suddenly on Agent mode and took the knife hidden under the table. You stood up and hid behind the door.
You heard the door quickly open and you shot up, took the intruder in a chokehold with the knife on his neck.
"What are you doing here?" You ask with your face emotionless. "Um. Y/N it's Bruce." And then it all clicked. The curly dark hair with a calm stature.
"Shit! Sorry Bruce! Are you ok? What happened?" You asked him, sorry written all over your face.
He looks nervous, but said "Were out of Poptarts." You look at him with confusion on your face. And you suddenly heard a distinct scream of "Where is my Poptarts?!" Downstairs.
Realization hit you and you remembered your Asgardian God of a boyfriend being obsessed with them.
You look at Bruce exasperatedly and said, "Let me guess, Stark?" He looked at you and nodded.
You sighed and went downstairs with Bruce following you.
You can't think if the situation is either funny or scary when you saw Thor got Tony in a chokehold with Tony flushed against the God's chest.
"Hey, hey, hey! That's my boyfriend, Tony. Get yours!" You yelled sarcastically, earning a snicker from Bruce.
"Lady Y/N. Brother Anthony stole my last Pop of Tarts!" He boomed, with a pout. You inwardly cooed in your head saying Why is my boyfriend so cute? Ugh. I'm so smitten. You thought.
You got out of your reverie when you heard Tony retorting with "How can I steal something that I bought?" And with that, Thor tightened his grip and said, "Hush, brother Anthony. Thieves like you should rot in Hel!" He boomed again causing you to snicker under your breath.
You got up, took Tony out of Thor's chokehold and dragged Thor up to your room.
"Baby, you don't have to do that to Tony. You know that if you have a Poptart Crisis, you should go to me?" You asked him with a gentle kiss on his cheek.
He looked at you and said "But I saw the man of iron eating it" he said childlessly with a pout. You laughed at his childlessness and kissed his nose.
You stood up, and went to your hidden stash of Poptarts and Chocolates, and took two packs of Poptarts.
"Here you go Thor" you smiled and handed him the Poptarts. He smiled at you and kissed you.
"What do I ever do without you?" He asked while eating the delicious treats called Poptarts.
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