Keefe: #SELFIE #SELFIEWITHFOSTER #TEAMFOSTERKEEFE
Sophie: (muffled) Leggofmeh
Dex: (snatches phone from Keefe) I bet I could make this into a talking phone.
Biana: (over Dex's shoulder) What's this button do? *presses home button once, twice in quick succession*
Biana: (jumps away) AAAAAH!
Fitz: (takes iPhone from Dex and iPhone upside down)... it doesn't seem to be useful.
Sophie: (Whispers) Fitz, humans use it for far-distance calls, taking pictures, listening to music, watching videos, sending text and pictures to each other, playing games and getting all the information they could ever need.
Dex: (Takes Phone from Fitz and holds it to his ear for sometime, nodding and saying 'yes', 'I see', 'can you become a talking phone', and 'REALLY? LEMME TRY IT OUT') "Hey, Siri".
iPhone: Hello, Dexter.
Dex: woaH! IT WAS RIGHT! IT'S ALREADY A TALKING PHONE!
Keefe: *looks over Dex's shoulder* No, call me Keefe.
iPhone: From now on, I'll call you Keep, OK?
Keefe: NO, call me KEEFE!
iPhone: From now on, I'll call you Keel, OK?
Fitz: *looks over Keefe's (and Dex's) shoulders* YES.
Keefe: WAIT, NO!
Biana: Too late.
Dex: (bemused) call me Dex.
iPhone: From now on, I'll call you Dex, OK?
Dex: Okay.
Keefe: Wait, how come it works for HIM?!
Sophie: 'Cause he's a techno... and 'cause your name's weird.
Keefe: My name is *not* weird! And owch, that hurt, Foster.
Fitz: She's right, your name's outlandish in the human world.
Keefe: Look who's talking, Fizz.
Biana: OMAGOSH LUK AT DIS PICHURE OF MEEH
Biana: #SELFIE #SELFIEWITHKEEFE #TEAMVACKEEFE
Keefe: #TEAMFOSTERKEEFE
Biana: #TEAMVACKEEFE
Dex: (to Fitz and Sophie) Let's go, this is pointless.
Keefe and Biana: (In middle of tug of war for iPhone) Wait, what? WAIT UP!!
Biana: (Tugs phone away) #DESERTED #HELP #VACKEEFEAREALONE
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Hehe. I tried my best. Too bad my writing is waaaaaaaaaay different from Quirky's, because mine's funnier, or at least 'refined' funny, YES, I HOPE THIS GETS PUBLISHED, YOU UNREFINED COMEDIAN. IT TOOK ME FIVE MINUTES TO WRITE IT. ~ PURE ONYX
I have nothing to say except this: -_-
Also, who made you judge of who's funny and who's not? ~ Quirky Panda
I MADE ME THE JUDGE. ~ PURE ONYX
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Keeper of the Lost Cities: REACT
FanfictionAre you bored? Yes? So are the Keeper of the Lost Cities cast. Watch all your favourite heroes from Keeper of the Lost Cities react to shtuff found in the Forbidden Cities, because, y'know, I have nothing else to do. .-.
