Dex: OMG LOOK IT'S AIR! AND THEY WERE NICE ENOUGH TO PUT FREE CHIPS.
Sophie: Dex, you buy the packet for the chips inside.
Dex: NO. We pay for the air and get free chips.
Keefe: Dex is right. They should put a tag which says, "BUY ONE PACKET AND GET FIFTEEN CHIPS!"
Fitz: Don't be so pessimistic. It's not *that* bad.
Biana: Yeah, I like the salted ones.
Keefe: This pizza one is way better. The Lost Cities NEED to get pizza!
Sophie: That's exactly what I thought when I first arrived here.
Keefe: Anyways, what's in this? Potatoes?
Dex: Nope.
Keefe: Um... salt?
Dex: Nope.
Keefe: Added flavours?
Dex: Nope.
Keefe: Then what IS in it?
Dex: (turns chips packet upside down) Nothing. (Glares at Biana)
Biana: What?! Those chips were amazing!
Fitz: How'd you eat them so fast anyway?
Sophie: You forget there are about ten chips inside it.
Keefe: We can always get more...
Dex: I'll get more.
*Le ten minutes later*
Dex (From behind mounds of chips packets): (muffled) HELP.
Sophie: (Running to the walking mound of chips along with the others) How did you get so many?! We only gave you enough money for ONE so we could continue the react!
Dex: (Panting): Yes, but as soon as I inserted the money the dispenser had a change of heart and threw all the chips it had on me.
Keefe: Technopaths. I'm so jealous. (Starts to whisper in Dex's ear)
Fitz (Glares at Keefe and Dex): NO.
Biana: (With empty stack of Salted Lays next to her) NOM NOM NOM.
Sophie: Does she always eat that much?
Fitz: (Still glaring at Keefe and Dex) Yes.
Sophie: How does she maintain her figure?
Fitz: (Shrugs and picks up a Lays Barbecue, still looking suspiciously at Dex and Keefe, and opens the packet savagely)
(A/N:) REFERENCE TIME! Light Yagami: I'll take a potato chip... and EAT IT!
Anyway...
Fitz: (Chews savagely)
Keefe: Wow, someone's in a bad mood (grins and elbows Dex)
Dex (Disconcerted by Keefe) Wha--? Yeah.
Biana: Hey, we're out of Salted Classics chips.
Dex: (Picks up and looks suspiciously at a Dill Pickle flavour, and after opening packet puts a chip gingerly in mouth)
Dex: Bleaugh! This is just SALT!
Biana: REALLY?! (Snatches packet from Dex) YES!
Keefe: (Picks up Indian Magic Masala): I like this colour. (Picks up potato chips and tickles Dex)
Dex: Wha-- WAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Keefe: (Stuffs potato chips into Dex's mouth) Well? How is it?
Dex: Not bad...
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Keeper of the Lost Cities: REACT
FanfictionAre you bored? Yes? So are the Keeper of the Lost Cities cast. Watch all your favourite heroes from Keeper of the Lost Cities react to shtuff found in the Forbidden Cities, because, y'know, I have nothing else to do. .-.
