Fitz: What? You want us to react to weather conditions?
Happy: Nope! It's a movie.
Fitz: Ah, I see...
Happy: *mutters* said the blind man.
Fitz: What?
Happy: Oh, nothing. It's just that I absolutely HATE this movie so I'm gonna leave now.
*bye bye happy*
Sophie: Let's start the movie?
Anna bumps into Prince Hans after singing "First Time in Forever"
Biana: *gushes* Omg! Prince Hans is so dreamy! Isn't he like, the most perfect Prince ever, Sophie?
Sophie: Uhh, I think you should see the whole movie before you make any final judgments.
Dex: He's not that great, I bet he's a phony *grumbles*
Keefe: Yeah, I think I'm better looking than he is, right Sophie? *winks at Sophie*
Sophie:...
Fitz: Hey, I thought we agreed to not talk about sokeefe during the movie!
Sophie: *sighs in relief* Exactly Fitz! Guys, shut up and pay attention to what's happening.
Hans tells Anna "If only there was somebody who did love her"
Biana: *wails* Noooooo! Hans!
Dex: *calmly* I so called that.
Biana: But he was so chivalrous and good looking!
Dex: Too suave and good looking if you ask me. That guy was just asking for trouble, his moves were too calculated. Besides, you can't marry a man you just met.
Biana: It's true love!
Dex & Biana: *argues about true love*
Sophie: *slowly, as a warning* Guuuyyyssss...
Camera pans away to show that Kristoff is too far away to rescue Anna
Biana: *wails* Noooooo! Kristoff!
Dex: I thought you like Prince Hans
Biana: That was before, *duh*
Dex: *shakes his head* I just don't get girls...
Movie ends
Sophie: So, how'd you guys like it?
Biana: *tears in her eyes* This. Is. The. Best. Movie. Ever.
Dex & Fitz: *shrugs* It was good
Keefe: Eh, I liked it. I would've loved to have a conversation with that Hans guy, though...
Biana: Can I have tthis, Sophie?
Sophie: It's a DVD, Biana, you wouldn't be able to watch it without my player. And there's no way I'm watching this every weekend. My human sister, Amy, and the rest of the little girl population was like, obsessed. I've seen more than my share of Anna and Elsa.
Biana: *looks at Dex with puppy dog eyes* Could you please adjust something for me so that I can watch DVD's?
Fitz: *whispers* Say no! If you hesitate for too long, she'll relentlessly pester you until she gets what she wants.
Biana: *hands on hips* I do not! I'm just asking him because he's a technopath. *bats eyelashes* Please, Dex?
Dex: *exhales a long time* Okaaaayyyyy. Fine.
Biana: Yippee! *throws arms around a stiff Dex*
Dex: *speechless*
Fitz: Umm, little sis?
GUYS GUYS ITS QUIRKY IN BAAAAAACKKKKK
Onyx was right I was too busy watching Yuri!!! On Ice and Dan and Phil (both have yaoi tho).
Comment if you watch Y!!!OI I wanna show onyx I'm not the only one
~QP

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Keeper of the Lost Cities: REACT
FanfictionAre you bored? Yes? So are the Keeper of the Lost Cities cast. Watch all your favourite heroes from Keeper of the Lost Cities react to shtuff found in the Forbidden Cities, because, y'know, I have nothing else to do. .-.