Keeper of the Lost Cities: REACT

KoTLC React to: Fangirls

GODDAMMIT Q_P WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU YOU NEED TO UPDATE THIS WHY AM I DOING THIS ~ Pure Onyx

Introducing extra fangirl, Happy! Because I'm writing this so I should call the shots around here!

Sophie: Oh no.

Keefe: What's a fangirl?

Sophie: Oh no.

Dex: Is it like a machine girl that gives you air because her face is a fan or something?

Sophie: oH NO *Face is crushed in hug*

Fitz: What is that... thing?

Biana: It smells like chocolate.

Happy: Ah, you must be smelling the Nutella on my clothes! I eat it while reading KoTLC books all night! I totally love sokeefe, and bianex for life!

Keefe: This... *glances at Sophie then looks at the sky* is a sign from heaven.

Dex: What.

Biana: Is.

Dex: Going.

Biana: On?

Happy: OMG you guys can tots finish each other's sentences it's proof that you both mustenduptogetherbecauseonlyreallyreallyreallyclosepeoplecanfinisheachotherssentencessoyoureobviouslymeanttobeomgomgomgsquealasdfghjklasdfghjkl

Fitz: Can Dex fix it?

Dex: *looking sadly at fangirl* No he can't.

Happy: *glaring at Fitz* Don't even get me started on you, idiot! You're such a jerk and all she did was try to save your dad from going insane, you pathetic excuse for a character!

Sophie: C-calm down..

Happy: No I will not! And he looks like a dope.

Sophie: um... sorry 'bout her Fitz. *in Happy's ear* Apologise, please.

Happy: *sighs* Oh all right. I'm deeply sorry...

Sophie: *smiles*

Happy: Fizz.

Sophie: *facepalms while Keefe, Biana and Dex roar with laughter.*

Keefe: *patting Happy on head* I like her.

Happy: OMGZZZZZ THE GREAT KEEFE TOUCHED MY HAIR I'M NEVER SHAMPOOING IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

Keefe: Popular with the ladies, like always. *grins at Sophie*

Happy: *screams and runs around in ecstasy* ASDFGHJKL! ASDFGHJKL! ASDFGHJKL!

Biana: Fangirls are weird creatures.

Dex: ...true.

Happy: OMG they AGREED they're meant to be where is Glitterbutt I wanna meet Glitterbutt Shimmerbooty where a~re you Shimmerbooty show yourself Glitteeerrrbooootttyyyyyyyyyy

Fitz: Fangirls don't do "Grammar", do they?

Sophie: Nope.

Keefe: I want a pet fangirl.

Sophie: NO.

Happy: Yeshhhhhhh.

Dex: Their minds are broken.

Biana: ...I want some Lays Dill Pickle chips.

Happy: I want an Alicorn.

Happy: I want to be an elf.

Happy: I want Nutella.

Happy: I want Biana's green dress.

Happy: I want blue Coca Cola.

Happy: I want a Thestral.

Fitz: What are Thestrals?

Sophie: Threstals are creatures only people who have seen death can see. They're black horses with wings and–

Happy: theytakethecarriagestohogwartsandlikeonlylunaandharrycanseethemandtheyrereallycoolandtheycanflybecausetheirwingsarentforshowandyoucansitonthemevenifyoucantseethem

Sophie: Umm... so, yeah, basically what she said.

Keefe: *grins and winks at Dex* Yes, that's what she said. Pffttt.. heehee.

Fitz: *oblivious* so what did she say? I couldn't understand much.

Sophie: Nor me.

Biana: What's a Hogwart? A wart on a hog?

Happy: NO, Duh. It's a school. Hogwarts.

Keefe: Is it named after a fungus?

Sophie: No, this isn't Foxfire -_-.

Biana: Try on my dress, here. *hands green dress to Happy*

Happy: OMG BIANA'S GIVING ME HER CLOTHES WOAH.*faints*

Biana: Plan B worked. B standing for Biana, of course.

Keefe: Nooooooooo I kinda liked her!!!! She likes my hair!

Sophie: ._. The only fangirl I've met since I came here, and you made her faint.

Dex: So Biana's clothes are off buttons or something? How do her clothes work?

Fitz: Well, one of her dress is missing a button, so you could call it off button...

Biana: Which one?!?!?!?! Oh no! *faints*

Dex: Fitz, I hate you and all, but you and your sister managed to shut up the noisiest people I've seen. You have my respect. A little bit of it.

Keefe: Fizz, was that a joke I heard?

(A/N): I know it's bad but I am typing on an iPad like do you know how hard it is to write a story on Wattpad using an iPad ~ Pure Onyx