Hetalia: Drunk!Canada x Reader

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9th chapter of the New Year Special :D
(yeah yeah I know that this isn't over YET)
Requested by: @Shadow_Dancer_Cat

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"Aaaaand done!" I finally dropped my pen and leaned back on my chair and sighed deeply. After three or four weeks of work and having only 6 hours of sleep, all my work is finally done. My secretary and PA came in and checked the papers.

"Impressive ma'am."
"Yeah, impressively tiring. My shoulders feel stiff and I think I could sleep for an entire day."
"Well you can go to the spa and treat yourself and maybe get that sleep you deserve."
"Do you mean...." I couldn't help but get my hopes up.
"The boss called and told me if you can finish the final paperwork today, you can have a two week vacation."
"Seriously?!" I stood up and if I had a tail, I'm sure as hell that it would be wagging.
"Yep. And the boss told everyone that starting tomorrow, no one is allowed to call you for any reason whatsoever."

I began jumping and spinning and hugged him (he's gay). He hugged me back.

"Oh thank you thank you thank youuu!"
"Honey you should get going now. Enjoy your vacation."
"Oh hell I will! See ya!" I hugged him one more time before grabbing my bag and left the building.

I got in my car and drove away. I was so happy that I played music and was basically dancing in my seat whenever there was a red light.

"Two weeks of freedom huh... I'm gonna enjoy all of that limited freedom I currently have."

So I stopped by a supermarket and shopped for all the food I'll need. In my cart was some chips, sweets, a box of tea, cookies and meat. But of course, I could never forget the creme de la creme of my grocery list, ice cream. Stopping by the freezer, I looked over the glass and saw the different flavors of ice cream.

I wanted to buy everything but that was in there but I don't exactly have the budget for that so I just got two big (flavor/s) ice cream boxes/containers. Then I paid for them and went back to my car.

TIME SKIP TO LATER THIS EVENING

As of now I'm dressed in a pair of comfy pajamas and a shirt two sizes bigger than me. On the table were some rented (genre) movies, three huge bags of (flavour) popcorn, two bottles of soda and a cup. Behind the couch was a trash bin.

"And now its time for me to relax, and wa-"
"Thud! Thud! Thud!"
"Now what?"

I got up and opened the door only to have someone tumble on me and sent me crashing on the ground.

"Ow. That hurt you-"
"Did I fall from *hic* heaven?" A drowsy masculine voice said and I recognized that voice. Looking up I could clearly see the blond pancake with maple loving male who was smells like someone dymped a tub of alcohol on him and he's clearly drunk.

"Canada?!"
"You... *hic* you can see me? *hic*"
"Yes. I can see, hear and smell you as you are on top of me and please get off, you're crushing me." I squeeked and he just rolled to a side.

I sat up and took a deep breath then turned to him. He was up on his feet but was still drunk. I sighed and closed the door of my house and followed the drunk walkng country.

He was swaying from side to side and was mumbling something both in English and Canadian French that I couldn't understand. Somehow he managed to get in my kitchen without breaking anything.

"Canada... What are you doing?"
"Eh? Can't you see *hic* that I'm making *hic* some tea? *hic*"
"Canada... Its 11 in the evening. Nobody drinks tea at this hour."

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England suddenly spat out the tea he was drinking and it splashed on Ireland's face.
"Ey! What the hell Iggy?!"
"I'm so *cough cough* sorry Ireland." And he handed him some tissue paper.
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