"You are in huffalpuff wif da rest of the background characters" said da hat of butts to the banana.
*crys* john-banana-chan-a-san-senpai did.
"it be ok," said season 1 kaneki, "u can mak coffee with meh, if you nu wut i meme... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ."
"what..." said banana as him an kaneki want to starbucks to make da coffee.
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time skip
the banana started crying again cause this was the starbucks that he saw his ex, genos, and mumen rider making out(in the first book).
"im so sad and emo," said the banana rembering every thing from the last book.
"At least u donf have daddy or mommy issues like everyone else in this god damn show." Said Kaneki Ken doll.
"Ok" said John.
Then they went to go make their "coffee" in da back. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Time skip......
"FEED ME HUMAN!" said the banana.
"(I'm not a human) You can eat me," said Kaneki. Then he got in the bath tub with banana.
"GET OUT MEH HOUSE human!" Yelled banana.
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Hope you enjoyed
The end of the chapter was based on this vid:
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