Chapter 5
The week flies by with no incidents. And now it is the 14th. Yeah, 5 more days. 14, 15, 17, 18, and... wait hmmmm..... Oh yea I missed 16. Okay. I am and idiot. But you already knew that, am I right?
I walk into Ms. Wilson class with a cast on my hand. Did I tell you I went to the hospital? Nope, probably not. But hey, who cares? Apparently a lot of people do.
"What happened to your hand Max?" Ms. Wilson asks looking at my cast.
"I got angry" I mumbled and sat down.
"Really what happened?" Ms. Wilson asks.
"Umm what happened was I got pissed off and then I started punching everything in sight. Umm, life is gay." I say wadding a paper ball and throwing it into the garbage.
"Anything you would like to talk about" said Ms. Wilson with a concerned look on her face.
"No, it was just my freaking idiot fault" I say getting out my notebook.
"Come on Max, tell me about it" she pleads.
"Let's just say I messed up a very good chance" I say, using a tone that clearly drops the subject. Like really, why the hell does this bitch wanna know?
Ms. Wilson finally took the hint. So she started class. And robot mode happened. Next class is Algebra II. With Natalie. And Cockface.
I walk into class muttering, "Hey Cockface."
'Excuse me Mr. DeCuso?" Cockface says looking stunned.
"I SAID HEY COCKFACE! DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM?" I yell at the top of my lungs. Cockface just stares at me with wide eyes, not saying a damn thing. Probably cause no one else has the balls to do so. Everyone in class turned to stare at me while I sit down. Natalie looked too. But then again, who do I care? Wait, I do care, right? Damnit I am so confused.
"Mr. DeCuso..." Mr. Cockface says quietly.
"What Cockface? Did I do something wrong? Because if I did, I would REALY like to know."
"Mr. DeCuso I will not be talked to in that manner young man" Cockface says, still obviously stunned.
"Well I am not gonna be in a good mood today, or will I stop talking in that manner. You don't own me bitch, stop acting like you do." The class gasps.
"Mr. DeCuso..." Cockface says, still unable to be comprehend what I just said.
"Mr. Crocface, Max is going through some hard times right now, he told me, just lay off of him okay?" Marcus says.
"Oh..." really? Oh? That is all the motherfucker has to say? What a faggot. What a retard. Gosh...
So then Algebra was going on through the day, but Natalie kept looking at me weird. I don't know if that is good, or bad, or sexy, or ugly, but DAMN THAT GIRL IS ANNOYING! WHY DO I LOVE HER?! What, I love her? What the fuck am I saying? Am I stupid? What the hell? Oh my shorts! I have gone crazy. Okay that was a joke, but maybe I do love her, or maybe it is just hopeless infatuation.
So the next classes pass. Pretty fast. Like uber fast. Then it was lunch. I get my food, which is tacos by the way, yummm tacos! And then I sit right by Natalie.
"What?" she asks obviously annoyed again.
"I don't care what you say, I just need to get this off my chest. I think your beautiful, and the only reason I said those things was... I have no damn clue. Now, I will ask you a question, is that okay?" I say bluntly and too the point.
She stares at me like I am crazy, "Yea... sure..."
"Will you go to the dance with me, and if you can't, I guess I will leave you alone." I say. I pray that she says yes. I hope she says yes. God, if there is one, please let her say yes.
"I guess..." she says looking away shyly.
What? My mind doesn't comprehend.
"My mom is making me go, and nobody asked me, and you're the first, and I want to show my parents I have a social life, and I did tell them I was seeing someone... and you are kinda..." she blushes.
Damn, she looked so cute when she did that. Wait a minute. Did she say yes? Wow, this might be the greatest day of my life.
"BUT it is just for the dance okay? I still hate you" she adds quickly.
Damn, I knew it was too good to get my hopes up, but this must at least raise my chances with her. Now I am happy. After school I run home, yelling at my parents, "I NEED A TUX!"
My dad spills some coffee on his pants, "FUCK! DAMN THAT IS HOT! WHY DO YOU NEED A TUXEDO?"
"I wanna look good for my date to the dance" I say helping my dad clean up the mess.
My dad stops and looks at me, "What did you say?"
My mom rushes into the room with nothing on but a small tank top and some shorts (Okay, I have no idea how people say she is hot, but Marcus and Robby thinks she is, that's weird) giving me a hug, "OH MY LITTLE BABY! YOU GOT OVER JESSICA! WHAT IS HER NAME?"
I push out of my mom's hug, "Her name is Natalie. And please don't bring Jessica up."
Yea so they promise to get me a tux, I call up Marcus and the guys, tell them the good news, and lay down. What was she gonna say before she blushed. You are kinda... cute? Naaaaah. Or maybe. Hmmm... I close my eyes and feel the darkness take me. Kinda funny cuz I am listening to "The Night" by Disturbed. Yea... I am so tired... I think I might... catch... a few... z's...
