I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant. Then I changed my mind.
Ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
I drank food coloring the other day. The doctor says I'm fine, but I feel like I dyed a little inside.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but toucan play at that game.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A few of you have been requesting some Sans-worthy puns, so I tried to find a skele-ton of good puns. They're pretty humerus, right? This has been skele-fun and I've got to skeleton-run! (I'm skele-done with all the bad skele-puns.) (Tibia honest I could go on all day.)
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NOTE: Sans and all Undertale characters belong to Toby Fox. If you haven't played Undertale I suggest that you do. You'll have a Metta-ton of fun.
