Have A Laugh And A Half

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Thanks to @KarlaOrtiz425 for this joke suggestion;
I'm one step away from being rich. All I need now is... money.

Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.

What's the difference between a formally dressed person on a tricycle and a poorly dressed person on a bicycle?
A tire.

I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me.

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