A Weirdo's Guide To Life

Take A Break And Laugh

Usually, staring is creepy. But if you spread your attention across many individuals, it's just "people watching".

Even the most annoying people can bring a smile to your face. Especially, for instance, when you push them down the stairs.

I understand. Not everyone likes morbid jokes. After all, dark humor isn't everyone's cup of dead liquidized baby.
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Hello fellow muffins!
Sorry for the lack of updates recently, but I'm getting back on schedule. Also any suggestions for chapter themes please leave in the comments below.
Quick story. I was surfing the Internet and I really can't believe that Funko made a Donald Trump Pop! Vinyl. I find it hilarious. Youtuber Pop!s don't exist, but damn, thank god we have tiny vinyl Donald Trumps/Bernie Sanders/Hilary Clintons.
By the way! There's currently a petition going on to get Funko to make Youtuber Pop!s. There's even been a person making potential designs including Markiplier, Pewdiepie, Jackspeticeye, Danisnotonfire, and AmazingPhil! Go check it out and look at the amazing-ness.
(Really though, Funko, you people need to make Youtuber Pop! Vinyls)