Emberblaze: Welcome to Choose that Afterlife, where our judges decide who's going where. And our contestant.......Ashfur!
*Ashfur poofs into existence in a game show room*
Ashfur: Um...what?
*Emberblaze ignores him*
Emberblaze: Our two panels of judges, from StarClan and the Dark Forest! From StarClan! Introducing........Bluestar!
*Bluestar smiles*
Emberblaze: Crookedstar!
*Crookedstar waves his tail*
Emberblaze: Cedarstar!
*Cedarstar nods in acknowledgement*
Emberblaze: Aaaaand Tallstar!
*Tallstar dips his head regally*
Emberblaze: From the Dark Forest! Introducing..........Tigerstar!
*Tigerstar flicks his tail angrily*
Emberblaze: Maplesh-
Mapleshade: Get on with it already!
Emberblaze: Fine. Our other Dark Forest judges are Thistleclaw and Brokenstar. *Turns to Ashfur* And now, our judges will view the life story of this cat!
Ashfur: Wha-what in the name of StarClan is going on?
*A giant screen appears behind Emberblaze, and Ashfur's life starts flashing by*
*Ashfur is rejected by Squirrelflight*
StarClan cats: (sympathetically) Ooooh.
*Ashfur threatens to kill the Three*
Dark Forest cats: (excitedly) OOH!
*Ashfur plans to tell at the Gathering*
Mapleshade: Good move! Don't let your mouse-brained ex-mate get to you!
*Ashfur is killed by Hollyleaf*
*StarClan cats wince, while the Dark Forest cats look mildly disappointed*
Emberblaze: Now our judges will vote! Lower than an average five goes to the Dark Forest, six and higher go to StarClan. If you're undecided, use five.
*a pause as each cat holds up a number"
Emberblaze: And the votes are up, and the result is.....um, five?
*Ashfur frowns*
Ashfur: So now what?
Emberblaze: So now, um...our host will decide. Ashfur, you will go for at least a short spell in the Dark Forest. After that, you may choose.
*Ashfur disappears with a poof*
Dark Forest cats: WHAT? HE GETS TO CHOOSE?
StarClan cats: Injustice!
*Both groups hurl themselves at Emberblaze*
Emberblaze: (speaking frantically fast) So this concludes today's episode of Choose that After-
*angry yowls and cries of pain*
Emberblaze: (in a muffled voice) See you tom-
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Warriors: Choose That Afterlife!
HumorEver wondered who chooses who goes to StarClan or the Dark Forest? Well here's your answer! In this Gameshow, random warrior cats are sent to either StarClan or the Dark Forest. Requests are taken. (Note: The Warriors Series and its characters belo...
