Emberblaze: Hello Clans, and welcome to Choose That Afterlife! Believe it or not, the author actually forgot this book existed, sooo....yeah. Sorry 'bout that. Anyway, our contestant is Leafpool.
*Leafpool poofs into existence*
Leafpool: Uh...hi?
Tigerstar: *coughs* Introductions, please?
Emberblaze: Right! From StarClan........Introducing........Bluestar!
*Bluestar smiles*
Emberblaze: Crookedstar!
*Crookedstar waves his tail*
Emberblaze: Cedarstar!
*Cedarstar nods in acknowledgement*
Emberblaze: Aaaaand Tallstar!
*Tallstar dips his head regally*
Emberblaze: From the Dark Forest! Introducing..........Tigerstar!
*Tigerstar flicks his tail angrily*
Emberblaze: Thisleclaw!
Thistleclaw: FINALLY
Emberblaze: Brokenstar! aaaaaand--
Mapleshade: Shut up.
Emberblaze: Fine....
Leafpool: What's going on?
Emberblaze: *ignores* Let's view the life story of this cat!
*Leafpool is an apprentice, and helps out her sister*
StarClan: Ooo
*Leafpool randomly falls in love with Crowfeather*
Bluestar: You can't be serious...
*Leafpool has kittens, everyone thinks they're Squirrelflight's*
Mapleshade: HOW STUPID ARE THEY? WHAT THE HECK? HOLLYLEAF IS FREAKING BLACK, AND
JAYFEATHER IS GREY...HOW DID THEY COME FROM BROWN AND GINGER PARENTS?
Leafpool: *shrugs* Idk. They're stupid, I'll agree.
Emberblaze: Ok, so it's time to vote! Judges, type your scores on your screens... Hmm, I'm getting a mixed reaction from Twitter...
Thistleclaw: *posts a 7* Get her out of my sight.
Tigerstar: *posts a 10* At least my mate was in the Clan...originally.
Mapleshade: *posts a 10* HOW DO YOU DO ELEVEN ON THIS THING?!
Brokenstar: *posts an 8* Please, not another Yellowfang...
Emberblaze: Ok, so the Dark Forest votes are up! Next, StarClan!
Bluestar: *posts a 5* wow we don't need another me ok?
Crookedstar: *posts a 6* :/
Cedarstar: *posts a 4* Ugh another forbidden romance....
Tallstar: *posts a 2* I don't want to ever see her face...
Emberblaze: So, the results are...............6.5!!! Leafpool is going to StarClan!
There are a lot of shurgs, as most people have kinda eh opinions about Leafpool
Emberblaze: Well, that's all! Oh, and if you want Ember to continue writing this, just tag her here after it's been two weeks or so xD
by ember, who is ashamed of this book ngl
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Warriors: Choose That Afterlife!
HumorEver wondered who chooses who goes to StarClan or the Dark Forest? Well here's your answer! In this Gameshow, random warrior cats are sent to either StarClan or the Dark Forest. Requests are taken. (Note: The Warriors Series and its characters belo...
