Emberblaze: Welcome to Choose that Afterlife, where our judges decide who's going where. And our contestant.......Ashfur!
*Ashfur poofs into existence in a game show room*
Ashfur: Um...what?
*Emberblaze ignores him*
Emberblaze: Our two panels of judges, from StarClan and the Dark Forest! From StarClan! Introducing........Bluestar!
*Bluestar smiles*
Emberblaze: Crookedstar!
*Crookedstar waves his tail*
Emberblaze: Cedarstar!
*Cedarstar nods in acknowledgement*
Emberblaze: Aaaaand Tallstar!
*Tallstar dips his head regally*
Emberblaze: From the Dark Forest! Introducing..........Tigerstar!
*Tigerstar flicks his tail angrily*
Emberblaze: Maplesh-
Mapleshade: Get on with it already!
Emberblaze: Fine. Our other Dark Forest judges are Thistleclaw and Brokenstar. *Turns to Ashfur* And now, our judges will view the life story of this cat!
Ashfur: Wha-what in the name of StarClan is going on?
*A giant screen appears behind Emberblaze, and Ashfur's life starts flashing by*
*Ashfur is rejected by Squirrelflight*
StarClan cats: (sympathetically) Ooooh.
*Ashfur threatens to kill the Three*
Dark Forest cats: (excitedly) OOH!
*Ashfur plans to tell at the Gathering*
Mapleshade: Good move! Don't let your mouse-brained ex-mate get to you!
*Ashfur is killed by Hollyleaf*
*StarClan cats wince, while the Dark Forest cats look mildly disappointed*
Emberblaze: Now our judges will vote! Lower than an average five goes to the Dark Forest, six and higher go to StarClan. If you're undecided, use five.
*a pause as each cat holds up a number"
Emberblaze: And the votes are up, and the result is.....um, five?
*Ashfur frowns*
Ashfur: So now what?
Emberblaze: So now, um...our host will decide. Ashfur, you will go for at least a short spell in the Dark Forest. After that, you may choose.
*Ashfur disappears with a poof*
Dark Forest cats: WHAT? HE GETS TO CHOOSE?
StarClan cats: Injustice!
*Both groups hurl themselves at Emberblaze*
Emberblaze: (speaking frantically fast) So this concludes today's episode of Choose that After-
*angry yowls and cries of pain*
Emberblaze: (in a muffled voice) See you tom-
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