Emberblaze: Hello Clans, and welcome to "Choose that Afterlife!" I'm here today with our participant- Mousefur!
*Mousefur appears, looking young but irritated*
Mousefur: Is this StarClan? *sees screen* Young'uns today and their gizmos...
Emberblaze: Our two panels of judges, from StarClan and the Dark Forest! From StarClan! Introducing........Bluestar!
*Bluestar smiles*
Emberblaze: Crookedstar!
*Crookedstar waves his tail*
Emberblaze: Cedarstar!
*Cedarstar nods in acknowledgement*
Emberblaze: Aaaaand Tallstar!
*Tallstar dips his head regally*
Mapleshade: *snarls* Why must they do the same thing every time?
Thsitleclaw: Be quiet, Mapleshade, or your going to get us kicked off the show!
Emberblaze: *under breath* I might do that even if she is quiet... *louder* from the Dark Forest! Introducing........Tigerstar!
*Tigerstar swipes at the camera that tries to zoom in on him. There are yowls from the audience.*
Mousefur: *shocked, but quickly recovers* Tigerstar? I thought you were dead. *muttering* I hoped I'd seen the last of him.
Tigerstar: Technicalities, technicalities.
Mousefur: Oh, shut your muzzle.
Tigerstar: W- Hey, I'm your elder here.
Mousefur: But you're still a piece of crowfood.
*'Ooh' sounds are heard from the audience*
Tigerstar: W-well, you're a pile of mouse dung.
*The crowd gasps.*
Mousefur: Oh yeah? Well you're a piece of fox dung.
Random cat: You tell him, Mousefur!
Tigerstar: O-oh yeah? Well, you're a--
Emberblaze: No, no! Stop! This is not what this is about. This show is here to decide whether Mousefur is going to StarClan or the Dark Forest.
Mousefur: *points tail at Tigerstar* Send me to where this guy is so I can keep ROASTING him forever!
Tigerstar: You're not roasting me!
Emberblaze: Ahem. The votes, please?
*The votes appear on the screen. Every cat give Mousefur a 10.*
Mousefur: Shoot. I wanted to keep arguing... *breaks off when Bluestar turns to her*
Bluestar: That was awesome! You totally demolished him!
Mousefur: I did, didn't I?
*More congratulations are heard as Mousefur is lead off the stage to a door labeled "StarClan".*
Emberblaze: Well, it looks like Mousefur is going to StarClan! Thank for watching, Clans, and stay tuned for the next episode of "Choose that Afterlife!"
Remember, if you have a request for the next round, just comment below! ~Ember🎶
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Warriors: Choose That Afterlife!
HumorEver wondered who chooses who goes to StarClan or the Dark Forest? Well here's your answer! In this Gameshow, random warrior cats are sent to either StarClan or the Dark Forest. Requests are taken. (Note: The Warriors Series and its characters belo...
