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Chapter 5

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Jace Herondale, Isabelle Lightwood, Simon Lewis and 444 others are friends with Kenzie Herondale.

Comments:

Simon: You have a sister? Is she hot?

Jace: I don't have a sister.

Simon: Oh you're married to her... She must be pretty hot then.

Clary: JACE!!!!!! YOU HAVE EXPLAINING TO DO!!!!!

Jace: -scared for my life- I don't know her. Probably a fan case you know I've got a lot of those.

Kenzie Herondale: FANNNN? Oh yeah!! I love you! Oh if you want to see why I'm your #1 fan look at my Instagram!! OMG!!! IM TALKING TO JACE HERONDALE!!!!
-Le faints-

Jace: ...

Clary: OH NO! He's mine not yours!!!! Back off I'm a shadow hunter!

Kenzie Herondale: And fictional. >:D

Clary: So is Jace!!

Kenzie Herondale: ALL ME BOYFRIENDS ARE FICTIONAL!!!!

Clary: ... I'm just gunna -runs away-

Kenzie Herondale: Oh Jace! Where are you!!! >:D

Jace has just logged off.

Kenzie Herondale: IM COMING!!!!!!

Izzy mortal instruments fan gurl: SIMON!!!!!! I love you!!!!

Annabelle: I don't have a favourite. But if Alec wasn't gay I'd like him (but I ship malec) and max, if he wasn't dead.

Alec: ... :l
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Jace just updated his status:

Ok well Alec the demonology has been updated and now says
' Dragon demons,

Not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers his monsters really, really extinct!'

Are you happy now?

Isabelle Lightwood, Magnus Bane, Clary Fray and 267 others liked this.

Comments:

Kenzie Herondale: Oh my gosh I remember reading about that. I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes!!!!

Alec: Not funny but a little happy. Now. BUT IT COULD'VE BEEN WRITEN IN A LONG TIME AGO!

Jace: Well be happy it's done now.

Magnus: Alexander at least they love you enough to ask me to change it.

Annabelle: Alec!!! Is that actually you? I think you're awesome! Especially with Magnus you two make a great team and couple!

Alec: :l...

Annabelle: Kenzie Herondale! We should have a Jace fan club on Facebook. I'll be back!

Annabelle has just logged off.

Kenzie Herondale: Okay!!
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Kenzie Herondale, Isabelle Lightwood, Jace Herondale and 294 others are friends with Jace Herondale fan club.

Comments:

Jace FC: FC stands for fan club. WE LOVE YOU JACE!!!!!!

Jace: I never added Jace FC...

Magnus: Uh Imma run now...

Jace: MAGNUS!!!!!!!!

Magnus: Hey they paid me! It was a good price.

Jace: How much?

Magnus: How much? Don't you mean how many? They gave me 17 mundanes.

Jace: They what!!! Why mundanes?

Magnus: Experiments... And coat racks.

Jace: Jace FC as much as I love you and myself... Wait whatever I hate mundanes. Except my fans.

Max: Hey! There's wifi in heaven

Isabelle: MAX!!!!!!

Alec: MAX!!!!!

Maryse: MAX!!!!!

Robert: MAX!!!!!!

Annabelle: How the heck is there wifi in heaven?