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Chapter 9

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Jace has updated his status:

I have joined dauntless!!!!!!

Clary fray, Luke Garroway, Isabelle Lightwood and 1374 others like this.

Comments:

Maia: Im happy you're leaving.

Kenzie: I love you!!!! Don't leave!!!

Annabelle: KENZIE SHUT UP!!!!

Josiah: Well I have no idea how I got on here but... Yeah Kenzie shut up!

Kenzie: Meanies:( You are being mean to me.

Jace: . . . I was talking about the book Divergent, you idiots!!!

Kenzie: Im going to cry now. You called me an idiot. Whahaha! 💔😿😵😲😯😧😥😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😞

Clary: Im divergent. My three are amity, erudite and dauntless.

Isabelle: Mines just dauntless.

Tobias: Oh come on!!!! Join right in the middle of this, this war!!! Well you better get your butt over here and help, we could use a lot of it!!!

Jace: Aw come on I just joined it in the book.. and only 5 minutes ago!!

Clary: Come on Jace Simon and I will join you!!

Simon: I didn't agree to this...

Isabelle: I'll come too with Alec and Magnus.

Magnus: Say what now?

Alec: Okay!!

Tobias: Fine ALL of you can come just hurry it up!

Jace has just logged off.

Maia has just logged off.

Clary has just logged off.

Jordan has just logged off.

Isabelle has jut logged off.

Alec has just logged off.

Magnus has just logged off.

Simon didn't want to log off but still did.

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Tobias is now friends with Clary and 23 others.

Clary Fray, Jace Herondale, Isabelle Lightwood and 23 others like this.

Comments:

Jace: I quit dauntless. URGH it's too hard!!!

Clary: *Gasp* Is THE Jace Herondale saying something's to hard?

Jace: What? Pft no!!

Isabelle: Ohhhh! He does think its hard!!

Tobias: Wimp.

Jace: Yo mamas a wimp!

Clary: Jace... Did you really just say yo mama?

Jace: Hmmm yes, yes I did...

Simon: Wow that was so fun!!! I got to use my awesome ninja powers!!!

Maia: Don't you mean vampire powers?

Simon: That's what I said!

Maia: No and don't you mean wrote not said.

Simon: Okay I know I wrote Vampire there and I also wrote, wrote.

Isabelle: Okay...

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Jace has updated his status:

Oh Em Giiii!!!!! Like one direction is so hawt I love them!!!!

Like you know niall?? He's sooo hawt!! And also I really love the Wanted like Nathan is so hawt. And Isabelle and clary and Maia are the best!!!!

By the way this is actually me. Jace.

Clary fray, Isabelle Lightwood and 138 others like this.

Jace Herondale dislikes this.

Comments:

Isabelle: Awwe Jace you think we're the best?!?! Thanks!!

Maia: Awe yeah thanks Jace!!! we ARE the best!!

Clary: Yeah thanks Jace!! And it's nice to have another Directioner too!!!!

Jace: Okay who hacked?! Magnus...!

Magnus: Hey I didn't help this time

Clary: The girls did it all them selves 😜😝😉😈😏👍😹😸😼😋

Jace: Grr.. 😤😠😡😾👎👺

Isabelle: Mwahahaah!!!! Got you!!

Maia: Yup we totally hacked. You're pass word was so easy!!

Jace: Don't you dare say it!!

Maia: Haha I shall let you're girlfriend do the honours.

Clary: Haha it's 'Softkitty'

Simon: Pfahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Isabelle: Ha I wouldn't be laughing. Yours is 'Warmkitty'

Jordan: Really guys?? You have those as you're passwords?? Pathetic.

Maia: Jordan 😏😼

Jordan: No don't you dare!!

Maia: it's 'littleballoffur'

Alec: So it's soft kitty, warm kitty and little ball of fur?

Magnus: Alec, yours is 'happykitty'

Alec: Heyy! Yours is 'sadkitty'

Clary: Then whose is purr purr purr?

Jocelyn: Haha Luke.

Luke: No!!! My manliness scale is -19338278 now

Clary: Wow so the whole song is all the guys passwords. Fail.

Max: Im the only manly man!!!

Jace: Hmf Me>😾😾😾😾👦<Max

Max: Well I gotta go, important

heavenly stuff...

Max has just logged off.

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Haha I'm sorry it was short. I'll do a Christmas one next week. I have no clue if shadow hunters celebrate Christmas so... they do now.