Well fuck, it's been a while.
*cough*8months*cough*
But I'm back, so let's get this shit show started.
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I woke up in a soft bed.
It had been 3 months since whatever the fuck happened it the last chapter. I sighed, looking into a mirror because I stood up five minutes ago, but why would I mention that?
I was so sad, and had become an anorexia. Luke, Jeff,,harry, and Edwerd had left me and joined together in a giant gay orgy.
I decided to watch a manga because I'm a japanesian now kawaii doki doki sugoi desu.
I watched black butler because it's cool and Sebastian is sugoi. But suddenly, I fell into the TV!!!11,11!!!
"OH HEM GAEEEEEE" I screamed.
Then it all went blaccckkkkk...... ;)))
Suddenly!!111
I woke up in black butler!!! I knew it was black butler because I really sexy demon butler stood in front of me.
"Sup bitchhhh ;)));;))) ;)" he said in his posh British voice, his words flew out of his mouth like coconut oil spilling out of a watermelon.
The Smol Emo Pirate looked at me "PFFTT I AM VERY SMALL AND ANGRY. WHAT TF ARE YOU WEARING???"
I looked down at my bikini. Oops, this probably isn't appropriate in this century.
I opened my mouth, but Smol child cut me off (what a fucking assholller) "nm I don't give a shit. You're going to work for me even though I have no need for you and you can't do anything."
My heart went doki doki. "Omg thanks!! :;)"
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It's too early for this shit.
Btw: even though I don't respond to comments because I'm really shit at talking to people, I've read all of them. Y'all are great.
YOU ARE READING
Every. Single. Wattpad. Story.
HumorEveryone hates cliches. They're annoying, and they make the story the most predictable thing on the universe. So I decided to shove as many cliches as I can, into one book. This book isn't written in english, it's written in sarcasm. ENJOY!
