Here ya go. I can't even write this anymore. IT HURTS TO WRITE.
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I started crying, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M PREGNANT!!! I can't believe something so crazy, happened to ME! I'm just a normal girl (with cancer. But since I only mentioned that a chapter ago, you've probably forgotten about it. So let's pretend it never happened, and never mention it again,). I don't know what to do! Maybe I should just commit suicide... My life is so hard. It's so annoying having two extremely hot guys chasing after me!
"It's okay, kitten. I'll help you raise the child, even though I'm a psychopath who hates children!" Jeff purred. Because Jeff obviously has a really weird thing for kittens. It's totally normal for murderers to have kitten fetishes. Totally normal.
"No jeff!" I cried "I....l I love another!!!" Jeff looked shocked. Suddenly, luke from 5sos appeared!!1!11!!
"That's right, she loves me!!!" Luke said. He picked me up bridal style, and jumped out the window! But since he didn't get hurt since he's magical (duh). "We can live together forever" Luke whispered to me. "You don't have to worry about Jeff, or Harry anymore." OH EM GEE!!! I totes forgot about harry! What am I going to do??? This is all so stressful. Suddenly , the world went black....
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That's right. I brought in the big guns, one of the biggest cliches ever....
.... Fainting....
Oh god it hurts just to think about it. Fainting can be good, I guess... But... NOT. EVERY. SINGLE. CHAPTER.
I need to stop taking all my anger out on the internet....... Oh wait. That's the reason I made this book... Excuse any mistakes (that I didn't make on purpose). It's to early in the morning to bother editing anything I've written.
YOU ARE READING
Every. Single. Wattpad. Story.
HumorEveryone hates cliches. They're annoying, and they make the story the most predictable thing on the universe. So I decided to shove as many cliches as I can, into one book. This book isn't written in english, it's written in sarcasm. ENJOY!
