Hi. My name is Emma. I have wavy blond hair, tan skin, and a curvy figure. Oh, and peircing blue eyes. But I'm really ugly. I woke up ready for school. And got dressed in my designer clothes sewn by an Indian princess. I went downstairs and had toast. Then I walked out the door.
"BYE MOM!" I screamed.
"Bye bye, sweetheart. Have a good day at school, love you." She replied. started crying. My mom hates me so much. When I got to school the preppy girls were there.
"Hey, how are you?" They asked. OH EM GEE. THEY ARE SO MEAN TO ME!!! WHY DO THEY HAVE 2 H8?!?. I would never bully someone.......... Eewwww.... That nerdy girl over there is so ugly.
A limousine pulled up to school. Oh em gee, I wonder who's it is... Harry styles stepped out.. OH EM GEE I LOVE HIM. He caught me before I fainted, I guess he can teleport.
"Hey beautiful" he winked at me. "Your really hot, and your really loaded but I swear I love you for your personality. Will you marry me?" He said.
"I- I.... I don't know. I'm so confused" I sighed. He turned away.
"I lied to you... I'm not what I think you are.... I-.... I'm different"...I knew what he was... But it was so hard to believe.
"you're skin is as cold a snow"....I started .and your extremely pale.... "You're .... You're" I couldn't finish my sentence... He turned to me.
"SAY IT. SAY IT!" He yelled. I swallowed my breath "you're... You're.....A snowman..".
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DUN DUN DUN. Plot twist. BTW this is true. Completely 100% true. Harry Styles is a snowman. You heard it here first, folks.
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HumorEveryone hates cliches. They're annoying, and they make the story the most predictable thing on the universe. So I decided to shove as many cliches as I can, into one book. This book isn't written in english, it's written in sarcasm. ENJOY!
