Pairing: None.
Note: Imagine Mabel taking over the entire one shot.
Ma-Ma-Ma-Mabel, Mabel, Ma-Ma-Ma-Mabel, Mabel, Ma-Ma-Ma-Mabel, Mabel!
This is Mabel's Guide to: Challenges!
Mabel: So I notices a ton of challenge video's on the internet, the cinnamon challenge, the ice bucket challenges, canned food challenge, etc. Well today it's Mabel's time to make my own, this is: THE MABEL PINES CHALLENGE PALOOZA!
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Mabel: The first challenger is none other than my loyal twin brother Dipper.
Dipper: I'm only here because Mabel's blackmailing me. That picture of Wendy in a bikini came from anyone.
Mabel: Pervert say what?
Dipper: Not falling for it.
Mabel: Darn. Anyway the first challenge is the meatloaf challenge, you have to eat a whole meatloaf in under 30 minutes. And it starts now.
Dipper: I'm not eating that.
Mabel: It's mom's recipe.
Dipper then inhales the entire meatloaf.
Dipper(with food in his mouth): Dangit Mabel stop knowing my weaknesses.
Mabel: But it's fun.
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Mabel: Okay next challenger is, my lovable Grunkle Stan!
Stan: What is it I'm doing again?
Mabel: This challenge is called the canned smoothie challenge, it's where you mix multiple types of canned foods into a smoothie, and here's how I made it.
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Mabel: First I'm starting by putting a couple of cans full of sweet potato, roast turkey, Vienna sausages, cherry pie filling, apple pie filling, and a few cans of fruit cocktail into a blender. Next you add a couple spoonful's of baking chocolate powder, finally add some milk.
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Stan: Welp I've drank worst.
Stan drinks the smoothie.
Stan starts to gag.
Stan: Still not the worst thing I've drank, and I once drank bacon fat.
Mabel: Didn't need to know that.
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Mabel: Okay last challenger is who I think is the coolest person on the whole planet, WENDY.
Wendy: Why am I here again?
Mabel: Soos cancelled okay? The final challenge is the act like a baby challenge. It's where you act like a baby in a public setting.
Wendy: Were you on Smile Dip when coming up with these challenges?
Mabel: No, no, no.......... well a little.
Wendy: Figures, well I like to get into your weird world.
Mabel: Okay first stop the grocery store. Also your teen friends know about this.
Wendy: Well that spares the explanation.
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Wendy runs up to the produce section and starts crawling.
Wendy: Goo-goo gaga!
Nearby Man: This town has gone down hill.
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Wendy is lying on her back with her arms and legs whining like a baby near the arcade.
Nearby old woman: Freaking bath salts!
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Wendy is "teething" on one of the police officers.
Dorland: BLUBS!
Blubs: Strangely this is legal.
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Mabel: Well that is it for Mabel's Guide to Challenges. Next week we force Soos into a diaper.
Dipper: I'm not helping with you that, and you can't blackmail me because I told Wendy about the picture.
Wendy: Robbie took the picture.
Mabel: Gosh Dangit!
THE END, A MABEL PINES PRODUCTION MMXVI (That's 2016 in roman numerals, or at least that's what Dipper told me it is)
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Randomness Falls (One-Shot Collection)
RandomThis is a collection of One-Shots that are just plain random. Whether it's a fluffy or a hurt/comfort it has it all. *Note: Gravity Falls and it's Characters are owned by Alex Hirsch and Disney*
