TF2• Ask The Mercs!

INSANITY EVERYWHERE!!!!

Sky: Hey Guys! When I was up in outer space thinking about my poor life decisions I found this piece of paper with a dare on it!

Spy:... *stares*... Okay, Read it then.

Sky: *glares back* Yeah... 

The_Beattomy_heart says,

Well hello Gentlemen. Call me SC. So anyways thanks for the date Sniper.😊😘

*goes up to Spy slaps him in face.* You unfaithful b*****d your cheating on Chibi ( the q and a and I love swearing)

I MUST WARN YOU CHRISTIAN IS COMING SOON!

I dare all of you to be insane for 1 hour.

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Spy: ಥ_ಥ Merde! *runs to room but is pulled by collar*

Sky: Ey! We aren't done yet! SC ALSO asked.... *reads dare* Oh... YEAH...

Spy: *is nervously still pulled by the collar watching Sky smile* U-Uh... er, what does it Za-

Sky: *Turns into Mew and punches Spy* MWHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! INSANITY FOR AN HOUR GUYS!! GO CRAZY!!

Everyone: *acts like apes*

Demo: *chugs whole beer bottle including the bottle down his throat* HKWFKJHEKJHJKKJCJKBJKWB:SBJB:J

Medic: WHO VHANTS TO BE AMPUTATED??!?!?! HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH GIVE ME YOUR SKULSS!!!!

Sniper: *throws piss at everyone* EAT THIS YA WANKERS!!!! *passes out*

Heavy: SANVICH FOR HOURS!!! *swallows a whole tub filled of sanviches*

Scout: IM RUNNING CIRCLES AROUND YA!!!!! *sanic fast*

Sky: *throws Spy against the wall constantly* YOU. WILL. LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEE *uses Love Spell* (Yandere FTW)

Spy: ಥ_ಥ Why... *then falls in love*

Engie: *makes out with a sentry* XD LMAO

Pyro: *takes off mask* 

THE FOLLOWING PICTURE WILL DESTROY YOUR Phone/Laptop 

VIEWERS DISGRESSION IS ADVISED

Sky: *looks at Pyro* HOLY KITTEN CRAP, OMG LMAOooooOOOOOO *passes out of laughter* 

BRUH BRUH BRUH

Soldier: AHHHHHHHHHHHH CMERE ZHANNA *makes out with a photo

=1 Hour Passes=

Everything is Restored

Sky: Wha- Uh... *sees Spy close up to her face* *BLUSHING MADNESSKLDWEHF*

Spy: ER... *gets up blushing*

Sniper: Ugh... I feel like I ate a chicken nugget... This big, *holds his arms out*

Soldier: Eh, I WILL CONTINUE MY MAKE OUT *makes out with photo*

Sky: I... think not *levitates Soldier away from the photo*

Demo: Ohhhh.... I dont fe- BLAAAUUGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

Sky: WAHG!

Spy: Uhggggg..

Pyro: *quickly puts on mask again like no one ever saw*

Sky: Hey... Pyro... Loooookk *holds up picture*

Sky: Heheh...

Pyro: HUDDAAAAAAAAAA!!! *YOU _______________*

Heavy: Im still hungry...

Medic: Ugh... *wipes head with bloody hand* Vhat did I experiment on thi- *sees archimedes on the ground twitching* NOoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ಥ_ಥ

Sky: I will help with that in a sec, SOME people don't have CONTROL, *glares at Soldier*

Engie: HOLY!!! W-was this even a DREAM!?!? *backs away from sentry gun and destroys  it*

Scout: MY LEGS! I CANT FEEL MY LEGS *pokes legs* *sobs*

Sky: Do I have to o all the work here... *restores everything making everyone clean and healthy* THANK ME PPL... 

Spy: *feels cheek where SC slapped him* YES! MY SLAP MARK! IM HEEAAALED!

SC: *poofs out of no where*  NOPE  *slaps Spy with MEGA HAND*

Spy: ... MERDE!!!!!!!!!!

Sky: YEEE! *high fives SC* Ask more dares ppls! I liked this dare :D

Spy: Yeah, that was because you put a love spell on- *falls asleep*

Sky: UH AND A SLEEPING SPELL TOO DUMMY, anyways.... Yeah, ask roar OwO