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Sky: The_Beattomy_heart says,
I dare everyone to be the opposite of themselves.

Scout: Wait, like physically or personality wise?

Sky: Uh, the second one, Personality Wise, I think....

Scout: Ugh.... I rather be the Fem Version of myself... *grabs suit and tie*

Sniper: So... No piss bottle-

Sky: Yes sniper, No PISS bottles...

Heavy: Uh, Heavy will be LEETLE weak baby?

Sky: Uh... Yea

Medic: FREEEDDOMMMM!!!! *jumps out window*

Sky: I didn't mean tha- ugh... He is a goner then...

Soldier: so do I have to whisper like this the whole timmeee?!

Sky: OMG FINALLY YOU WILL SHUT YOUR MOUTH! HOLY FARTSO!

Soldier: ... after this I will scream in your ears

Sky:

Soldier: ... I hate you

Pyro: HUDDA HUDDA?! *no rainbows and unicorns?!*

Sky: YOU THINK?!

Pyro: ... *walks to other room*

Sky: ...

Engie: There goes the Texas-ness

Sky: Yup, there goes dumb people making out with machines cuz he looks like a complete Doritos with eyes.

Engie: ...*walks slowly away*

Sky: ........😏

Demo: I'm already sober!!!!

Sky: Oh, uh... Then stay the same I guess LAWL

Spy: FINALLY! FREEDOM AT LAST!
*punches everyone in the face but Sky and leaves room SpyCrab style*

Everyone: Lucky....

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