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Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image. Sky: Well, I gotta ask my Father first so Brb :D
*teleports to Galaxy*Everyone: ...
SC: While she's gone.. WHO WANTS TO MARRY ME?
Sniper: Meeee!!!
Sky: *teleports back* EVERYONE RUUUNNN!!!
Everyone: ?!
*loud explosion*
Arceus (sky's father): Where is he?
Sky: Pls no...
Arceus: Tell me...
Sky: No
Arceus: Yes
Sky: No
Everyone watches as everything goes on
Arceus: And what are you doing in your Human form? You should always be in your Arceus form like your father.
Scout: *whispers to everyone* He sounds like Asgore... (LOL UNDERTALE)
Sky: Geez Fine... T_T
Arceus: Much better! Now, uh... Oh hey Meloetta! Long time no see!
SC: Uh... Hai...*waves*
Arceus: Okay, back to the main thing. *eyes glow red* Which one of you is with my daughter
Everyone: *shoves Spy*
Spy: •-• (help me)
Arceus: This Trainer? I told you-
Sky: He's not a trainer!
Arceus: Yeah he is, look at his outfit!
Sky: THATS a suit!
Arceus: Looks like a trainer outfit to me...
Everyone: *watches them argue*
Scout: Uh, let's read the next question while they are distracted...
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Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image. Scout: Yay! My smile is amazin! And uh, The dumbest thing I ever done was.... Moving a painting 2 inches to the left in a museum
Soldier: (loud whisper voice) I BROKE OUR STOVE COOKING HUMAN EARS
Pyro: HUDDA HUMMA hud hudd hum...
(I set a house on fire)Engie: Eh... I threw a guitar at my teacher
Heavy: Heavy. Stole. Sanvich.
Demo: I brought REAL beer ta school one time
Medic: I experimented on a frog and gave it another head, then placed it in our schools pet house.
Sniper: I swapped out mah friends' lemonade with- you know what...
Spy: *nervously slips into group* I filled the whole school of rotten cheese and eggs...
Arceus: Hey where is the trainer?
Sky: HES NOT A TRAINER!!!
Arceus: We went over this okay? Now, *stares at Spy* So... He wants to, "marry" you.
Sky: Idk I guess so
Arceus: Unacceptable! You are a Mythical Pokemon! Not a human! I cannot let this happen!
Sky: ...Can we at least be best friends?
Arceus: ....Fine... But I cannot believe you disobeyed me
Sky: HOW DID I-
Arceus: Okay I kinda went to far with the disobeying... I still need to punish you and your... Trainer
Sky: For the last time... HES NOT A TRAINER!
Arceus: Wait, he's not? Where is his other Pokemon? He DID catch you, (hopefully not)
Sky: ...He is a MERC! And NO he didn't catch me...
Arceus: Oh, okay. He is off the hook but YOU
Aren't!Sky: Lucky...
Spy: *slowly backs away from conversation*
Arceus: Hmm... Aha! I will take away your ability to become human!
Sky: Aww
Arceus: Well, I must take my leave!
cuz Palkia won't stop asking me to put Dialga on time out... See you later! *goes through portal*Sky: •_•
Well... That's that...Spy: Well... That's that!
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