TF2• Ask The Mercs!

More stuff (READ MY NOTE)

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Sky: Well, I gotta ask my Father first so Brb :D
*teleports to Galaxy*

Everyone: ...

SC: While she's gone.. WHO WANTS TO MARRY ME?

Sniper: Meeee!!!

Sky: *teleports back* EVERYONE RUUUNNN!!!

Everyone: ?!

*loud explosion*

Arceus (sky's father): Where is he?

Sky: Pls no...

Arceus: Tell me...

Sky: No

Arceus: Yes

Sky: No

Everyone watches as everything goes on

Arceus: And what are you doing in your Human form? You should always be in your Arceus form like your father.

Scout: *whispers to everyone* He sounds like Asgore... (LOL UNDERTALE)

Sky: Geez Fine... T_T

Arceus: Much better! Now, uh... Oh hey Meloetta! Long time no see!

SC: Uh... Hai...*waves*

Arceus: Okay, back to the main thing. *eyes glow red* Which one of you is with my daughter

Everyone: *shoves Spy*

Spy: •-• (help me)

Arceus: This Trainer? I told you-

Sky: He's not a trainer!

Arceus: Yeah he is, look at his outfit!

Sky: THATS a suit!

Arceus: Looks like a trainer outfit to me...

Everyone: *watches them argue*

Scout: Uh, let's read the next question while they are distracted...

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Scout: Yay! My smile is amazin! And uh, The dumbest thing I ever done was.... Moving a painting 2 inches to the left in a museum

Soldier: (loud whisper voice) I BROKE OUR STOVE COOKING HUMAN EARS

Pyro: HUDDA HUMMA hud hudd hum...
(I set a house on fire)

Engie: Eh... I threw a guitar at my teacher

Heavy: Heavy. Stole. Sanvich.

Demo: I brought REAL beer ta school one time

Medic: I experimented on a frog and gave it another head, then placed it in our schools pet house.

Sniper: I swapped out mah friends' lemonade with- you know what...

Spy: *nervously slips into group* I filled the whole school of rotten cheese and eggs...

Arceus: Hey where is the trainer?

Sky: HES NOT A TRAINER!!!

Arceus: We went over this okay? Now, *stares at Spy* So... He wants to, "marry" you.

Sky: Idk I guess so

Arceus: Unacceptable! You are a Mythical Pokemon! Not a human! I cannot let this happen!

Sky: ...Can we at least be best friends?

Arceus: ....Fine... But I cannot believe you disobeyed me

Sky: HOW DID I-

Arceus: Okay I kinda went to far with the disobeying... I still need to punish you and your... Trainer

Sky: For the last time... HES NOT A TRAINER!

Arceus: Wait, he's not? Where is his other Pokemon? He DID catch you, (hopefully not)

Sky: ...He is a MERC! And NO he didn't catch me...

Arceus: Oh, okay. He is off the hook but YOU
Aren't!

Sky: Lucky...

Spy: *slowly backs away from conversation*

Arceus: Hmm... Aha! I will take away your ability to become human!

Sky: Aww

Arceus: Well, I must take my leave!
cuz Palkia won't stop asking me to put Dialga on time out... See you later! *goes through portal*

Sky: •_•
Well... That's that...

Spy: Well... That's that!

AUTHORS NOTE!!!
THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!!
I will be making a NEW book!
It's called,
=Pokemon+Tf2= DARES!

PLEASE CONTINUE OF FROM THERE!