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Sky: We got one from The_Beattomy_heart !
Let's read it!

*reading in progress...*

Sniper: LOL THAT MUSTUVE SUCKED!

Sky: Like your Face?!

Sniper: Psh. whatever *leaves once again*

Medic: Frau, did you get any inguriez?

Soldier: AS LONG YOUR OKAY MAGGOT

Heavy: Heavy cares for LEETLE baby

Demo: Aye Lassie! As long ya didn't lose yer' EYE! 👁

Spy: Tragic

Everyone: *hugs SC*

Sky: And she also says that we get to go on a DATE WITH ANYONE?! SWEET!!!

Heavy and Pyro: Awww... No guns/weapons

10 minutes after putting everyone together...

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Scout and @ifunni
Medic and @actual_cannibal
Sky and Spy
Pyro and FemPyro
Heavy and Soldier (lol wtf)
Engie and Femginer
Demo and FemDemo
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Sniper: Have fun doing NOTHING ya WANKERS-

Sky: *blasts him with water once again*

Sniper: *spits out water* have fun

Sky: *turns into human form* LETS GO!!!
*points to limo*

Everyone: *cheers as they get in*

At the Resturant

Scout and ifunni talk about chicken and eat chicken (lol)

Medic and actual_cannibal talk about science and books, and how they love each other

Sky and Spy talk about their both likes and dislikes (and stabbing ppl 😈)

Pyro and FemPyro talk about unicorns...

Heavy and Soldier talk about their guns and crap

Engie and Femginer talk about blueprints and builing things...

Demo and FemDemo talk about Scottland and monsters...

When they got home...

Sky: Man! That was fun!!!!

Spy: Indeed

Pyro: HUDDA... ~❤️

Medic: It vas WUNDERBAL!

Sniper: Btw ya wankers I clogged the toilet so-

Sky: *turns into Kyogre and blasts him with water again😹* HOW COULD YOU

Medic: Ew, do you have constipation or something...

Sniper: *gets up* Ugh, NO! I was clogging it with Sky and Spy's stuff

Sky and Spy: WHAT?!?!??!??!

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