Sky: The_Beattomy_heart says,
*Kicks sniper in the basketballs with pointed metal shoes*
Now then. Sniper I hate you and never see me again or else I'll brutally murder you.(whole thing is read in a happy tone)
Also I'm sorry If I scared any of you.😰Except for Sniper though😡...
I dare all of you to get as drunk as you can be.I'll prevent a hangover.
Sniper: AC- *dies*
Demo: Uh... I swore to not be drunk again... But- A dare couldn't hurt! *drinks a little bit* Ooh, dat hits the spot! *drinks more*
Scout: Ma didn't say anything about drinkin... But I'll give it a try... *drinks* OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN! *sanic style runs*
Soldier: *sips* DELI- *passes out* (drank poison by accident)
Pyro: Hudda! *inserts beer in mask and lays down*
Engie: *drinks 5 bottles* WHOOO HAA!!! *rides sentry gun*
Heavy: *drinks 24 bottles of beer* ya- ugh... Heavy don't feel goooddd... *clenches stomach*
Medic: Erg Dumkopfs... *drinks 33rd beer bottle*
Sniper: *stays dead*
Spy: *sits on couch drunk af* Ahhh... Zis is the life... *chugs 2 beer bottles*
Sky: Uh.. How many did you drink Spy?
Spy: Twenty...Forty-eleventeen....
Sky: :I
Spy: *gives funny look*
Sky: Well... If i DO drink and get.. "drunk" all of you will regret it... And plus I don't even dri-
Scout: *shoves beer down Sky's throat*
Sky: *cough* Oh no...
Everyone: *backs away*
Sky: *fire blazes everywhere*
Everyone: *gets set on fire* AHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Sky: UH OH! SOMEONE CALL KYOGRE OR SOMETHING!!!!
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30 minutes later
Everyone: *rubs burns*
Sky: S-sorrys...
Spy: It's really Scoutz fault...
Sky: Here take the everyone, *hands them a book on raising Groudon's*
Spy: Uh....okay *reads*
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TF2• Ask The Mercs!
RandomHeya! It's me! And Welcome to the RedTeam! We are all excited to start these Dares/Asks So Let's get Started!!!! Crew ______ Scout Soldier Pyro Demoman Engineer Heavy Medic Sniper Spy And last but not least ME!! (your friendly neighborhood Kyogre)...
