okay so i may have been stalking this school's website
and this school i guess you could say is like our 'rival' school even tho they suck at everything and we always win
anyways
i stumbled across their dress code and im screaming at how ridiculous they're being
'no clothes with lewd, profane or vulgar stuff' or whatever, like i get it but do you need to use those fucking stupid words that sounds like it came from a bad smut fic
'clothes with holes in inappropriate places' bruh, who the fuck gonna show up to school with a giant hole where their private parts are
part of their dress code is that you NEED to be 'clean and tidy' like im sorry but you're trying to tell me that if i didn't have time to brush my hair or my shower broke that i'll be kicked out of school? or if i happen to spill something on myself and have no extras?? like dude
'___ acknowledges that adolescence is a time of rapid physical growth and developing sexual awareness ' omfg
did they just
guys
NO ONE FUCKING CARES WHAT U WHERE THEY AINT LOOKIN AT YOUR FUCKING ASS WHEN TRYING TO WORK U DUMBFUCKS
gOD
'tops that revel to much of the upper chest or back'
yes we totally get turned on by those shoulders
and like, too much of the chest, really? you want us to wear turtle necks all the time? i mean i know we're canadian but-
the kids at the school can't wear 'spikes or chains' because apparently someone is going to go insane and stab someone with their clothes
oHHHHH and my absolute favorite
get this guys
because its really fucking funny
'clothing that reveal evidence of self-mutilation'
!!!!!
oH my fucking god
you have got to be bullshiting me right now
like, are you actually fucking serious
ARE YOU SERIOUS
you can't tell me you're serious
like DUDE
first off with this fucking word choice here 'self-mutilation' , what's so hard with saying self harm
also jfc
you're basically telling people that they should be ashamed of their scars because apparently its not fucking 'school appropriate'
you're saying hide your body kids because its disgusting and 'distracting'
you're a monster no one wants to see your nasty scars
you're a freak
be ashamed
like nO
just no
omfg
like what about gym class? because their dress code clearly stats that they HAVE to wear things like shorts and less clothing, so what if their scars show? you're gonna get mad at them for following your shitty dress codes that make zero sense
like i can kinda see where you're coming from but still
gOd theres one more reason why i hate that shitty ass school
their dress code
kms