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You have reach Advice Hotline, how may I help you?
I'm having these problem where I have to choose from two different things but they do the same job
What do you need advice on sir?
Tampons or pads?
If you don't mind me asking,sir, aren't you a man and not a woman, so I don't see why you are asking me this question.
It's my little sister's first time and we don't have other girls in the house.
Okay, how'd you get this number?
Am I being interviewed?
No....
You sure?
I'm sure. Just answer the question
A friend gave it to me
Alright.
So about that advice...
Oh right, of course. So, would you want your sister to insert a tube inside her vagina?
No,why?
Then I'd advice you to stick to the pads if you don't want anything entering your sister's private area.
Okay, thanks for the advice.
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