good morning-
it certainly is a good morning.
Did you get laid?
No
Then why are you so happy?
You know, it's not always about getting laid
Then what is it?
Venn and I were talking all night last night
How did that go?
Better than expected
Did you have a good time?
Yea, she's the best
Glad to know
Hey, thanks for the help.
That's what we do here
How old are you?
How old do you think I am?
Seventeen?
No, I'm sixteen
I'm a year older than you
Or a few months
Yea, that's possible
Do you need any advice today?
How do I get her to fall in love with me?
There's a lot of ways, you know? But the 'how' part of making her fall in love really depends on the girl's personality.
Should I shower her with flowers? Gifts?
Is she that type of person? A materialistic girl?
Doesn't look like it
Then no! But flowers, I think she'll like that. I mean every female likes flowers.
Do you like flowers,Venn?
Yeah. My mom has this garden, it's really beautiful.
Would you fall in love with me?
What kind of question is that?
A really good one.
That answer pisses me off
At least I answered your question.
But it wasn't a good answer.
Still an answer.
This is why she won't go out with you.
Am I that bad?
Is this how you usually are?
Yes?
I don't want to say you're really bad but you're really bad
Thanks for sugarcoating it
No problem
Are you a bitch?
Do i sound like one?
Kind of
Then I probably am one
You know, the Venn that I love is a hundred times nicer than you
And I care because?
Because you have the same name as her
Doesn't mean I'm her.
Well, change your attitude or you'll never get a boyfriend.
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If only you knew.
