good fucking morning! you have reach this shitty Advice Hotline, how may I fucking help you, you worthless piece of shit?
woah, there babe, relax.
don't tell a fucking girl to relax, when her mom woke her up by splashing water on her face
now, I would have loved to see that
now, you are just being an asshole
I admit, I am
shut up dick. Now what do you need advice on?
I just wanted to talk to you, that's all
so basically you're here to waste my time
and mine
that's great to know,jerk
Jerk? That nickname kinda hurts me
It shouldn't, it suits you really well
I think you just killed me
Glad to know
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