good morning, you have reach Advice Hotline, how may I help you?
You can help me by telling me your name
Why? You trying to stalk me?
Maybe.
I'm pretty sure we don't even live in the same town.
What's your name?
Venn
As in like the Venn diagram?
Yea.
That's a beautiful name
Thanks
So I'm here for advice today.
Sure.
Well, I talk to the girl I was telling you about last time which coincidentally has the same name as you-
Thanks for that unwanted info, greatly appreciated
Hey, I'm trying to tell you something
Okay, fine continue
Well, I asked her if we can go out for a date some time and she said 'no'
Hahahahahahaha
Don't laugh
I'm not
Yes you are
I'm sorry
You're forgiven.
Anyways, you can't just ask her out after having one conversation. Everyone knows you're gonna get rejected, idiot.
But, I've liked her for years
And you've only gotten the courage to ask her out now?
Yes? No? I don't know, I've attempted to ask her out before, but I always end up not doing it because I was so nervous to the point where I wanted to vomit
That's disgusting
I know.
and a cowardly move
Stop rubbing salt to my already wounded ego
Sorry, it just comes naturally
Insulting your customers?
Hey, I don't get paid that much, I'm allowed to do whatever I want
wow
I know but moving on to that cowardly move
Is this really an advice hotline or an insulting hotline?
Both?
You're so funny
Thank you, I don't even try
You're so full of yourself
You should meet me in person, I own my fucking school
Right.
True story bro
Can I just get an advice.
Talk to her more and when you think the time is right, ask her out again.
Okay. I trust you on this one.
Bye.
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