WARNING: THIS IS THE LONGEST CHAPTER EVER BUT IT'S WORTH IT
first half: GER 0-0 ITA
i have my tissues ready
but i'm not ready to cry
durmmels HERE WE GOOOO
i'm shitting myself
i'm going to faint
HELP
my heart is beating so fast rn wow
MANU AND GIGI EXCHANGING FLAGS OMG
father and son
with different nationalities😂
i swear if a goal happens in the first 10 minutes i'm going to cry
and here we meet the italian asshole again (you'll know who i'm talking about if you read my italy vs. spain reactions)
commentator: there goes müller
me: hoe don't say it
commentator: he's still looking for a goal in the tournament
me: hoe.......................
GO JOSHUA GO GO GO
our young son❤️
KHEDIRA NO
PLEASE NO
DON'T BE INJURED PLEASE
BASTIII HEHE i see u on the bench dad👀
lol nice shot italy, but you're not getting past neuer with that power
WHAT FUCK
NO NO NO
KHEDIRA IS INJURED AND HAS TO COME OFF:(
whYYYy
basti comes on for him though
WHAT THE HELL
gomez though
chiellini though
well played giorgio
AWWWWWW
an italian player whose name i don't know just accidentally slide tackled jogi
and jogi was all smiley and cute about it
he even touched the player
...............with his hands
and we all know where those hands have been before
antonio conte has no fucking chill in his blood
joshua's trick oh my i can't
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE ITALIAN ASSHOLE HAS A NOSEBLEED
THANK YOU JEROME FOR GIVING HIM THAT
sorry if i'm being extremely rude
thomas is so precious
my precious horseman❤️😂
and one player just stepped on him
I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF
WHYyyY
that was a goal
come on
basti scored
but apparently it was disallowed because he pushed mattia de sciglio in the process
geez i already screamed in celebration
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA löw is just staring and smiling at antonio conte yelling at everyone
manu the midfielder is back in action👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 the talented midfielder has 4 clean sheets in the tournament so far
aaaannndddd gomez's header is too far up
shit shit shit
thomas's shot is blocked by gigi
damn gigi you're good
WHOOO THAT WAS SCARY AS HELL
the ball kept bouncing from one italian player to the next
and antonio conte still has no chill
second half: GER 1-1 ITA
GOALLLL ANXJQNSJQUSJQBIDHE
YESSSSS OH MY GOD
MY BABIES
HELL TO THE YES
OH MY GOD I'M PEEING MYSELF
ÖZIIIILLLLLLLL AKA THE ASSIST MAN
YEEESS FINALLY
🔵MESUT ÖZIL SCORES IN THE 65TH MINUTE
